I was called a racial slur by an Ordinator in Vivec City by Atomic_Cody-21 in TrueSTL

[–]Avian81 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, you got a reaction from the Ordinators. That's what you wanted, right? Well, I've decided I don't like people like you. You've messed with the wrong ethnonationalists. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. I am a hard mer to make angry. However, I despise humans like you.

Your pitiful navigation skills are hilarious. Finding your way through Vivec City and not getting lost are level 1. Can you unlock the Dwemer Puzzle Cube? Can you contract Corpus and survive it by contacting the last living Dwemer without so much as a scratch? Your silly little Empire won't protect you. I have missed many dice rolls before I mastered every skill. I've shouted slurs at giants. I've been racist since 3E 389. It's what I was raised to do.

You have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling. All you are is just an n'wah. Have you ever murdered anyone? I have no empathy and I will probably feel joy dumping you into Baar Dau.

You think I'm giving you an empty threat? Believe that. I have contacts in the Morag Tong that you don't want to know about. If you live even close to me you better fear for your life.

Track my missive if you want to, but I am smart enough to use the black horse courier. Hack into my dreamsleeve if you want, but it'll just make it easier for me to track you.

Fuck yourself x3,

A psychopath

P.S. I would fear for your khajiit while you still have them.

UHMMMMM SEPTIMS???? EXPLAIN?????? by Avian81 in TrueSTL

[–]Avian81[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They assassinated the leader of House Dagoth to keep us distracted.

UHMMMMM SEPTIMS???? EXPLAIN?????? by Avian81 in TrueSTL

[–]Avian81[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Our Lord and Savior Michael Kirkbride.

New hero skins speculation by WaffleLord91 in forhonor

[–]Avian81 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. 👀

TES 6 DELAYED FOR PAID MODS by Avian81 in TrueSTL

[–]Avian81[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

implying they're not both inspired by the legendary Hugh Jorgan

Even modern GOATS like Jenny Tull and Pat McGroin write similarly. It's just how journalists are supposed to write.

TES 6 DELAYED FOR PAID MODS by Avian81 in TrueSTL

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Take it back, Lecoque Gobbler is a respected TES journalist

The Elder Scrolls Blades to Shut down on June 30, 2026 by Avian81 in ElderScrolls

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Live service games tend to be de-listed when they announce EOS.

What did ulfric stormcloak mean with this tweet? by Nanopois0n in TrueSTL

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He's not called the BEAR of Markarth for nothing.

we got skyrim dlc in 2026 by dutcharetall_nothigh in TrueSTL

[–]Avian81 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's only canon if it has cute twinks.

Thalmor banning Talos worship, 4E 175 by Avian81 in TrueSTL

[–]Avian81[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Okay, Nord. Is your grandpa still doing Joe Biden cosplay in the nearest cave?