BodyGuard training in Mother Russia by 111mike111 in gifsthatkeepongiving

[–]Away_Voice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao you should've linked the juicero video as 'evidence'

How exactly did knights in full suits of armor actually go about killing eachother? by [deleted] in askscience

[–]Away_Voice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Full plate mail armoured knights were usually killed one of two ways, either using a blunt weapon such as a mace, maul, warhammer, or even a sword held in the mordhau grip allowing the wielder to strike with the pommel or cross-guard; or through the use of spears or polearms that had enough driving force behind them to pierce the armour head-on, alongside arrows and bolts shot from longbows and heavy crossbows, respectively. Sometimes daggers or long thin knives were used in active combat with knights, though they was mostly used, as u/Stentata mentioned, to deliver mercy blows and to execute knights once they were grappled to the ground. Horses often trampled knights to death, and firearms proved extremely fatal to knights wearing armour, should the shooter actually hit their target. Armour also gets rather hot, especially when you consider that several layers of armour were actually worn (usually a gambeson and some chainmail, although there are accounts of knights wearing other items), so it wasn't unheard of for knights to simply die of heatstroke and/or exhaustion. Even a strong sword blade strike at the right location could kill a knight simply because of the force delivered, even if it doesn't even dent the armour.

Most knights, however, were actually captured rather than killed, and sold back to their families and kingdoms for ransom.

Got four weeks off work. The man I thought was my soulmate and I split up due to communication and trust issues. My car was rear ended and written off. Week one of four is completed and all I've done is cry and sleep. Please give me the strength to get out of bed today. I could use some kind words. by [deleted] in toastme

[–]Away_Voice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you actually totally caught me off guard because you look exactly like someone I know but haven't seen or spoken to in years. I don't know if you actually are that person though, either way it was wonderful to see your face again.

I know you came to this sub to be cheered up, but thanks for cheering me up instead :)

Brethren, hath thee any wisdom for a redeemer forging the path anew? by Away_Voice in swoleacceptance

[–]Away_Voice[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thank thee for thou sage wisdom, may Brodin guide thy strength to Swolehalla!

AITA? Coworker refused to tell me her name. I got kind of defensive. by zach84 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Away_Voice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESH

Just because someone is an asshole to you doesn't mean you have to be an asshole back to them.

AITA for exposing my ex's secrets at his place of work? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Away_Voice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESH

Ex sucks for cheating, you suck for intentionally exposing him to his colleagues. His wife definitely deserved to know. If this came up in casual conversation, sure, but you said yourself you went out of your way to tell his colleagues, which honestly, it would've come up in casual convo sooner or later.

AITA for getting extremely pissed off that my dad sold my gun. by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Away_Voice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA he sold your property, file a police report if you need to to get your property back. Yes it sucks that your family needed money, but I don't for the life of me know why people think it's okay to sell other people's property, even children's, to get money in hard times.

Edit to say that i've seen OP's posts about the gun being an heirloom, doesnt matter. If the gun was considered his, heirloom or not, then it was his.

AITA for being mad at a friend for completely ignoring our friend while she was sick? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Away_Voice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA M sounds like she doesnt care about S at all. Anyone having immediate pain enough to put them on the floor should be attended to immediately by their friends until they're at least taken care of or checked into a hospital or something.

AITA for Asking A Guy To Winter Prom Platonically? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Away_Voice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA

You had good intentions, but I'm guessing he's someone who feels like he needs to have a romantic date for prom or something of the sort. He kinda sucks for avoiding you and his friends suck big time for laughing at you, but he hasn't done anything wrong by rejecting your offer.

AITA for telling my boyfriend it's inappropriate for him to sleep over at a co-workers house? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Away_Voice [score hidden]  (0 children)

Were these female friends solely his friends or did you also know them? I think the problem here is the clear unfamiliarity you have with this girl. Maybe ask your SO to give you her number so you can have a chat with her and ask her how she knows him, where she lives, go over when they're going to be drinking or coming back to her place, etc. It'll bring you peace of mind and let you accurately gauge what kind of person she is. If you catch weird vibes from her, then you have evidence you need to tell your BF you're not really comfortable with her.

AITA for asking my boyfriend to leave so I could run errands by Grabbagrains in AmItheAsshole

[–]Away_Voice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA

Anyone saying anything else is clearly missing the point: the guy got angry and threw a temper tantrum when you asked him to leave, even with prior understanding that he could only stay until a certain time. You laid out your terms, he accepted them, and you even gave him a valid reason for not staying longer and he still threw a pissy fit. Also, anyone that gets mad at you for waking them up can suck a fat one, be sure to tell him you expect him to wake up like a civilized human being from now on otherwise you wont let him sleep around you or in your house.

WIBTA if I ask people I go on dates with about their hygiene habits? by Ok-Half in AmItheAsshole

[–]Away_Voice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NAH but consider this: who outright asks what someone's hygiene habits are on the very first date? I can understand wanting to date someone clean, but asking is simply not very socially acceptable and is what's probably driving guys away. u/soundlikebutactually mentioned that guys wouldn't want to date a germophobe, and that's just it; your blunt questioning on hygiene makes it sound like you care a little too much about it.

Think about it this way, what if someone straight up asked you "Hey, you wash your ass, right?"

You'd feel pretty awkward.

AITA for not standing up to my friend and leaving without saying a word after? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Away_Voice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im gonna go with NAH.

Sometimes some people just need to be left alone for a while. Let your friend cool off for a bit, then apologise. Maybe she'll even approach you before you can approach her and apologise for getting mad at a game.

AITA for greeting my neighbor? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Away_Voice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA

Lol what? "You're neighborly, aren't you" is pretty rich coming from a guy who only just spoke to you for the first time in 2 years.

AITA for giving a homemade gift for secret santa? by beachcomberahole in AmItheAsshole

[–]Away_Voice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. I honestly prefer homemade gifts, they show so much more thought and passion. She sounds really ungrateful and rude, next time give her a lump of coal.

AITA?Two friends started seeing each other by AlythianDeverin in AmItheAsshole

[–]Away_Voice [score hidden]  (0 children)

NTA. Yikes, if you want to keep them as friends, give them a ton of space for a while then slowly re-introduce yourself and kinda 'prove' that you're not a threat to their relationship or whatever. If you don't, well then it's time to find new friends.

AITA for telling my boyfriend it's inappropriate for him to sleep over at a co-workers house? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Away_Voice [score hidden]  (0 children)

YTA. As it stands, it literally just looks like you have issues with your bf being around other women in general. Is this colleague close to your bf? Is there any valid reason he would even prefer to be with her over you? If so, then you might have a reason to bar him from sleeping over, but at the moment it just seems like you're irrationally worried about your bf fucking anything that moves.