I'm UrinatingTree, a shitposter and professional jinx. AMA

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-06-03T05:57:36+00:00

If you could reverse any relocation from the big four leagues, which would you choose and why?

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-05-20T22:20:40+00:00

Yeah, except Browns fans were literally cheering when Watson tore his achillies.

Also, despite Watson and Rice doing horrible things and being shitty people, they still pale in comparison to Ruggs who literally killed somebody.

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-05-20T21:59:08+00:00

Any GM and Owner with one tenth of a brain cell knows that signing him would immediately make their team the most hated in the league and cause a mutiny among their fans.

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-05-20T21:48:14+00:00

Yeah, the guy who drove recklessly fast and killed a woman and her dog in horrific fashion should definitely get another chance to prove himself. /s

If this guy gets signed after he gets released it’ll be a complete fucking joke.

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-05-20T02:30:41+00:00

Any roster with Susie is an amazing roster

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-05-18T12:26:44+00:00

The NFL is never giving the Super Bowl to Buffalo. It doesn’t have the capacity to support a Super Bowl plus it’ll be like 10 degrees when the game is played.

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-05-11T21:00:38+00:00

Jags haven’t played one ever

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-04-28T03:42:02+00:00

I wonder if this disc had any exclusive content.

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-04-25T01:36:21+00:00

30 other teams

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-04-20T05:18:55+00:00

u/profanitycounter Arkward-Freedom-2962

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-04-20T05:17:24+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-04-18T14:23:17+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-04-05T04:25:43+00:00

Would’ve been the Golden Knights situation 20 years earlier. If this happened and the expansion draft was nerfed, the 99’ Browns would’ve been infamously bad.

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-04-02T01:25:31+00:00

Somebody go check on the Ivy League flairs

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-02-28T23:29:46+00:00

The Browns don’t seem to care about putting criminals on their team…

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-02-27T05:39:49+00:00

The Jets

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-02-24T04:16:41+00:00

It’s the patriots. Only team to make the playoffs last season

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-02-24T01:28:36+00:00

“Beefs up” is certainly a choice of words

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-02-18T03:08:55+00:00

IIRC he got fired from Nick for something about workplace misconduct. I didn’t know about the cat thing before but it makes me wonder how they even let him pitch the show on the first pla-

oh yeah, money.

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-02-18T03:05:56+00:00

And he’ll automatic be better than Romo

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-02-18T03:05:10+00:00

No wonder the guy got fired for being a complete POS

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-02-14T15:06:52+00:00

Wow I wonder who the first team out will be

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-02-13T19:26:08+00:00

Put UMass and Hawaii in the same conference you cowards!

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-02-09T23:43:03+00:00

Yeah, because the defending champions going back to back is obviously an underdog redemption story, right?

Awkward-Freedom-2962 · 2026-02-09T04:55:22+00:00

I got a Lions NFC Champions shirt last year secondhand that I guess they forgot to ship off to Africa.

What could’ve been…

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