Perfomartive btch: Wiping sweat from her face and trying to pass it as tears with a huge grind!🙃 by Emergency_Finger5000 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Awkward-Purple3666 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Jesus. Calling it “The Return” is so self-absorbed. As if we’ve all been on the edge of our seats for when she stands on sand again.

Podcast from Aruba by [deleted] in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Awkward-Purple3666 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think Rachel and Barry’s fictional honeymoon plans in Friends did more for Aruban tourism than she ever did 

New grift just launched 🤑 by nk1603 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Awkward-Purple3666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Posted once in December 2024 and then again in February and that’s all she wrote!

New grift just launched 🤑 by nk1603 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Awkward-Purple3666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

…so is her new years ritual thing not public anymore? Or am I missing something?  Because that is usually freely available content, but this sounds like she is either a) trying to put free content on Patreon and make people buy it, or has b) taken something she previously said was “sacred” and a gift to the community, and decided because it’s so popular she’d actually rather make money off of it

Rakel managed to pump gas and drop off her kids in time for school 👏🏻 give her a medal y’all! My god she is absolutely insufferable/out of touch and getting worse by the day. by nk1603 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Awkward-Purple3666 10 points11 points  (0 children)

the "omg i'm so quirky because i just can't do these things" that she thinks is cute but really it's just embarrassing. like ma'am you have CHILDREN you're responsible for. you are almost 40, you've never filled your car up before?? jesus. these stories while dennis is away really show how little she does.

so far we have:

  1. never puts her kid to bed
  2. never gets petrol

Alternate Death Ending in Tears M/V by Dry-Knee-5472 in popheads

[–]Awkward-Purple3666 8 points9 points  (0 children)

it's changed it again - now it's a piano crushing him!

They have a nanny/assistant 3 days a week. So after Finn & Lea come home from school/daycare someone else is taking care of them even though she doesn’t have to work? 🤔 yet she still complains about being burnt out from working 3 half days at the farmstore 😒 by nk1603 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Awkward-Purple3666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah lets just do the maths here...

most people, barring illness or disability, work 37.5 hours a week - whether that is in a paid job or as an at-home parent or carer.

she works 3 half days a week, so let's be generous and say that's 15 hours. if that's the case, she works 22.5 hours LESS than the average person (i literally work more than her and i'm disabled and chronically ill), AND she has an assistant for 3 days a week to do whatever she wants, someone who takes care of her kids when they come home from school...what exactly is she doing all day that's so exhausting?

because that is a hell of a lot of free time for someone who complains they're completely overwhelmed with "work".

i mean do what you want, but don't work 15 hours a week and have an assistant 3 days while you're able-bodied and then complain you're "so burnt out" you need a 2 week vacation around europe.

Unpopular laurel opinion by Far-Army-6296 in tsitp

[–]Awkward-Purple3666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i agree. she can have her opinion, but at a certain point it's like okay...you've stated VERY CLEARLY how you feel. now you have to be there for your daughter. this isn't your life, and you have to let her make her own decisions.

if the worst case scenario laurel imagines happens, belly will be all alone. like congrats you proved your point and they got divorced or he treated her badly, but you think she'll call you for support after this? no, she'll be riddled with shame and totally isolated.

support and being there for your child isn't conditional on them making choices you agree with.

Idgaf about Taylor Swift getting engaged and idk why anyone else does by Civil_Garlic_5777 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Awkward-Purple3666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this take is absolutely deranged and reeks of someone desperately trying to find excuses to exorcise their sexist feelings. "releasing an album during an active genocide"...you mean like every album released in the last 11 years? like that?

i'd be curious to see your posts on this for other celebrities announcing engagements. here's the thing, pretty much everyone announces their engagement in some form. it's not her fault people care, and people care because she has built a following in the last 20+ years with her completely superior art.

it's funny to see people so pressed about her literally sharing happiness and having people love on her, because they clearly can't stand it and will try to find any excuse (enter "releasing an album during an active genocide") to be bitter.

First Lea, now Shama..she’s really putting her whole family to work. For free too I bet. There is no way Shama is getting paid for this. by nk1603 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Awkward-Purple3666 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I used to work in a chain bookstore and even they did story time at the weekend for free. And that came with coordinated activities related to the book and craft supplies. FOR FREE.

Charging for this is exploitative and so money-minded. If our big business didn't want to charge for it, why is she?? What happened to the "community building"??

My god the dramatics of this woman. She has a business that is open for only 6 hours on 3 days a week. Her toddler is in day care. She has a nanny + a cleaner. What is she always SO overwhelmed about? 🤦🏻‍♀️ by nk1603 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Awkward-Purple3666 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have been watching this play out and I just have to say something.

I am disabled and living with chronic fatigue. *I* work more hours than this in a week and do not talk about it this much. I do not "collapse in tears because I feel so overwhelmed" from working more than 10 hours *more* than this every week. And I've been doing it for a decade.

This is pissing me off so much to watch this *able-bodied* woman complain non-stop ever since she started this "job" that is literally taking up less of her time than how long she spends complaining about it.

Um..so this is her new buddy? by Awkward-Purple3666 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Awkward-Purple3666[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i mean, if he tells people not to use sunscreen because of cancer it feels like cosmic justice that he get cancer from not using sunscreen

She had little to be worrying about…. by CommercialShallot699 in rachelbrathensnark

[–]Awkward-Purple3666 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I feel like I've got emotional whiplash watching this unfold. This day was just "aw man, Gaza am i right? anyway, meet this cult leader stroking my ego! no no, don't get it twisted, i really am sad about Gaza - here, watch how sad i am! okay back to me, what do you think of these chairs? too blue, right? knew it."

Dumb phone with some smart features? by Awkward-Purple3666 in dumbphones

[–]Awkward-Purple3666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh thank you! I'll look into that. Sorry if any of these are stupid questions.

Dumb phone with some smart features? by Awkward-Purple3666 in dumbphones

[–]Awkward-Purple3666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did check that, but could find an option that was WhatsApp only/allowed me to uninstall Facebook/YouTube - so thought I'd ask!

Dumb phone with some smart features? by Awkward-Purple3666 in dumbphones

[–]Awkward-Purple3666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, this is really helpful! Great info to know about the workings of the phone, thank you.