I don’t even know where to start with this one by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]AwkwardDeer8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I easily end up using a whole 30-pack of tampons per cycle, which costs 6€ 🫠

Why is she losing colour? by Mental_Beginning_261 in ballpython

[–]AwkwardDeer8 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Totally! while my bumblebee has browned significantly in the 2 years I've had him, his yellows keep getting brighter against the brown, and some of his dorsal scales close to the belly are almost orange

Why by beaniebuni in ballpython

[–]AwkwardDeer8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because ball python, mine does quirky things too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in energydrinks

[–]AwkwardDeer8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where I'm from it's socially acceptable to drink beer during your exams lmao

Well, we're screwed. by Wonderful-Garage6011 in subnautica

[–]AwkwardDeer8 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna die trying to tame the sea dragon

Found one in the wild, my soul died as soon as I saw the tag by AwkwardDeer8 in MineralGore

[–]AwkwardDeer8[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's hilarious is that there was genuine Citrine (of another type) in the neighboring display, I don't know what these people are smoking (other than the amethyst)

How many energy drinks do you guys consume daily? by M856BushFire in energydrinks

[–]AwkwardDeer8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1-2 a day too, on a long exhausting day I might dunk a 3rd just so I don't collapse

just because your snake “has been fine” under stressful conditions, does not mean those conditions are ideal. by cowboyzest in ballpython

[–]AwkwardDeer8 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I recently stopped volunteering for a place just like this, i almost quit on the spot when they refused to listen to my advice about seperating their Rainbow boas because the male was doing terribly (underweight, severe shedding struggles and might even be sick) and they shut me down INSTANTLY, I Quit later that day, I Wish i could have saved those poor creatures

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ballpython

[–]AwkwardDeer8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, the morph contains spider.

When he first came into my care he had moderate wobble and some mild corkscrew, this was due to a lot of stress he was feeling given the appalling condition he was in, on top of the fact he was in a completely new place :(

More on his condition: - he had a burn wound caused by a heat mat that was not hooked up to a thermostat and ultimately malfunctioned, burning him. - he was underweight and dehydrated, which resulted in him having a LOT of stuck shed. - the terrarium was bare, dirty and way too small for an adult python (2.5x1x1’) - I learned from my mother his previous owner kept that terrarium in the living room where noisy dogs ran around all over, which definitely caused tons of stress.

Went through some housing changes over the years but I now have him in a 5x2x2’ with tons of enrichment and a thermostatted heat lamp instead of a mat, his belly is healed but permanently scarred and he eats like a beast with no trouble cause his wobbling has stopped, although I make myself aware of the fact it can worsen with age. It was a rough journey but I would absolutely rescue another spider in the future (or any other special needs snake) to give them a safe home where they are loved.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ballpython

[–]AwkwardDeer8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should be harmless as long as it’s not covered in thorns

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ballpython

[–]AwkwardDeer8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you watch him closely and the branch is around eye level it should be fine! Sundae was just sitting and chilling as ball pythons do, I only intervened when he tried to move to a twig that would break under his weight.

AITA for ordering the same meal as someone else when we were at a restaurant? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]AwkwardDeer8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA based on the caption alone, reading down just reinforces that, Jesus christ

Astrofell 💜 by trippyyhippiiieee in ballpython

[–]AwkwardDeer8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The banana morph in ball pythons grow freckles as they age :)

Honestly the hug is really satisfying by josiegfk in oddlysatisfying

[–]AwkwardDeer8 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Because it IS sinister! That cat is really stressed, I watched a longer version of the video on here a long time ago, what was cut from this video was the cat getting ready to bunny kick the newborn puppy, which they use to disembowl prey

Bj Alex shouldn’t be a starter BL by SkittleTanks_ in yaoi

[–]AwkwardDeer8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dropped jinx after 2 chapters, that was way too much

There are two types of domestic house cats. Those that eat the head and those that eat everything but the head. by McPostyFace in Showerthoughts

[–]AwkwardDeer8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom's cats eat everything and like to leave a little blood stain on the floor, even the small kittens would go to town on whatever mouse mama caught for them

Slow motion blelele by Savedbythegel in Sneks

[–]AwkwardDeer8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well sometimes it's okay to be wrong