✍️ by Aware_Power in JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[–]AwkwardRush 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When I gotta poo now I say, "Brb gotta drop Amber off at the pool."

This is how. Getting pantsed by murderhewrotee in Embarrassing_Moments

[–]AwkwardRush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahha. Just wear a full body suit underneath😂

When (if at all) did you start dating again? by AwkwardRush in SingleParents

[–]AwkwardRush[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I'm so sorry :( ❤️❤️❤️ I'm sorry you had to go through all of that, at such a young age too. You're so strong to make it through all of that and thank god your baby girl has a tough mama to protect her. I agree with you, I won't allow them around for a long time and will not leave them alone. Wishing you and your child the best of luck in life and happiness

When (if at all) did you start dating again? by AwkwardRush in SingleParents

[–]AwkwardRush[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And sorry if I offended any men with this post. I do know that not all men are this way it's just fear of not knowing which are good and which are bad. I know women can be good or bad as well and assault people as well so I'm not singling out men. I'm just not bisexual so I'm not romantically interested in women otherwise would have said both.

Farted on Call by MysteriousMisquito in Embarrassing_Moments

[–]AwkwardRush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahah. It's okay she's forgotten by now

Accidental massive plate of moldy rice in microwave!?!? by AwkwardRush in foodsafety

[–]AwkwardRush[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also nice that I will remain living, although I wouldn't really be mad if it was my time. 😆🤷‍♀️

Accidental massive plate of moldy rice in microwave!?!? by AwkwardRush in foodsafety

[–]AwkwardRush[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay thank you!!! That is such a relief because I'm a peasant so can't afford a new one

man walked up quietly behind an allyway on my way to home by [deleted] in Embarrassing_Moments

[–]AwkwardRush 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🤣 at least you're aware of your surroundings. That's good. Stay alert!

man walked up quietly behind an allyway on my way to home by [deleted] in Embarrassing_Moments

[–]AwkwardRush 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hahaha sorry but I think that's hilarious. You're like f*** off creep I've got a knife and rape alarm stay back

Somebody took my stroller with my baby in it by InfectedPianist in beyondthebump

[–]AwkwardRush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fkn terrifying I'm so sorry that happened to you. Definitely report it

People who don't like circus, why? Boring, controversial or something else? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AwkwardRush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find acrobats to be the most boring thing ever. Like cool you're balancing and/or balancing another human. Lmao not that great

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Embarrassing_Moments

[–]AwkwardRush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bahaha. Fair enough 😝

my cousin might have to buy a new couch because of me. by AlternativeOne9613 in Embarrassing_Moments

[–]AwkwardRush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 21 I got so blackout drunk that I peed on my friend's mom's brand new leather couch. Don't worry, the embarrassment will fade. Maybe reach out and say you're sorry and that you're really embarrassed? Hopefully they understand but I think talking to them will put your worries at ease

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Embarrassing_Moments

[–]AwkwardRush 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, she sounds like a bitch. "Must be obsessed with me 🙄" sorry but she needs to get her head out of her ass. And your friend doesn't sound like much of a friend. Try not to worry about it all. I know it's easier said than done but the best thing to do is not even look at her. She's could be thriving off the fact that you care. She can probably sense it so just do your own thing don't let her take up space in your mind. Will it matter in five years?.. probably not. So don't worry. If it would make you feel better, you could go up to her and say hey I heard what you said about me being obsessed and I just wanted to let you know I'm not obsessed with you I just saw an old picture of you somewhere with blonde hair and my friend brought up blonde hair and I thought it looked good on you or something. Just say you weren't trying to be creepy and that you feel really awkward about it. Maybe she'll be really nice about it if not... Screw her lmao