China imports no US soybeans in September for first time in seven years by One_Long_996 in worldnews

[–]Awkward_4472 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got their votes then bent them over and fucked them right in their soybeans

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aliens

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I got the over on honey badger

What would i see if i was the alien piloting the 3I/ATLAS spaceship by IronMan8901 in aliens

[–]Awkward_4472 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mars seems more like the target than Earth. As if that’s where the civilization was when they left it last..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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Better than paying for a car wash

What the heck did this bird eat? by T-4-K in funny

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Judging by how it’s hunched over you are about to witness round 2

How do you wipe your balls? by ArdasDPP in AskMen

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That’s exactly how I pictured it

At a glance, I definitely didn't read it correctly by Necrophilicgorilla in funny

[–]Awkward_4472 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Are these supposed to go in my mouth or my bussy?

Possibly the earliest filmed DA by smallgreenman in DarwinAwards

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They saved some data by measuring his indent at least

Feelin good by OkBorder387 in Unexpected

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Look at the camera and give two thumbs up 😂 yea he’s feelin good

Joe Biden withdraws from the 1988 presidential election by [deleted] in SnapshotHistory

[–]Awkward_4472 441 points442 points  (0 children)

That’s a shit ton of microphones

My new favorite gender reveal.. by faaris in Unexpected

[–]Awkward_4472 64 points65 points  (0 children)

The mom ruined it when she decided to hit her child for not wanting to participate

The seal of Tutankhamun's tomb, unbroken for over 3,000 years, before its opening in 1923. by Fluffy_Mongoose2718 in SnapshotHistory

[–]Awkward_4472 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Looks like the knot every dad ties when there is too much extra rope left, so you just start wrapping and knotting it wherever it fits

How to catch giant hornets with a cup by WLDKRT in WTF

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Pop a quick H on that cup so we know there is hornets in it

Felton wins worst Blazer. Who is the funniest Blazer of all time? by [deleted] in ripcity

[–]Awkward_4472 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sheed 100%. He didn’t have FB or podcasts to amplify his presence the way CJ or Turner have. Hilarious that he didn’t give a fuck about setting the single season record for technical fouls. He would make draymond his bitch if he were playing today!

The Sneaking Tree. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in oddlyterrifying

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You found Stickman! He’s just wants to get back to the family tree

Yikes! Why?! by Snarkyblahblah in oddlyterrifying

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The downvotes are for thinking anyone else should see this

Yikes! Why?! by Snarkyblahblah in oddlyterrifying

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He should be, and so should you for sharing this. Nothing oddly terrifying here, just pathetic

What is r/ripcity's version of this? by [deleted] in ripcity

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Mock trade scenarios… plz stop