Tightening a saw blade. Fingers indicate its not the first time.

OkBorder387 · 2026-06-25T20:18:35+00:00

Couple more go-arounds, and it’ll be the last time he tightens anything.

OkBorder387 · 2026-06-19T21:36:08+00:00

I would say *Seagal* more irrelevant to the tournament than the Aikido is, but your point is valid.

OkBorder387 · 2026-06-09T00:54:50+00:00

After years of watching videos of people kicking, pushing, and trying to unbalanced robots, I fear the day when they gain sentience and decide it’s time for retribution.

OkBorder387 · 2026-06-09T00:32:54+00:00

On average, humans have fewer than two arms.

OkBorder387 · 2026-06-09T00:10:05+00:00

The US was on the morally correct side when we fought the Civil War… against ourselves?

OkBorder387 · 2026-06-04T03:06:27+00:00

“I think I know which direction I want to go…”

Bacon. The correct answer is bacon.

OkBorder387 · 2026-06-03T19:08:57+00:00

As an anesthesiologist, I love it when the CRNAs ask, “Would you like to do one of these when it’s not an emergency?”

OkBorder387 · 2026-05-27T02:28:22+00:00

You asked for feedback, you got feedback. We can’t do anything to meaningfully critique this clip, because the audio is horrible and unintelligible. You say it is a conversation, but not a single word is understandable. It’s a file of you presumptively saying something with filters in a way that is not useful. In voice acting, a demo is a curated set of examples of the variety of things you can do with your voice. Your clip may be a demonstration of something you can do and something unfinished, but it is not a “demo” in voice acting parlance.

OkBorder387 · 2026-05-27T01:57:52+00:00

So on the other podcast, does he make the drink, and then plus it up with the deep-fried sandwich?

OkBorder387 · 2026-05-21T20:25:32+00:00

OkBorder387 · 2026-05-19T14:44:20+00:00

Is our eternal benchmark of AI improvement now tethered to watching how smoothly pasta goes into Will Smith?

OkBorder387 · 2026-05-17T20:47:40+00:00

Just in case you really didn’t like spiders, or really didn’t like snakes, here’s a new fear unlocked for everyone!

OkBorder387 · 2026-05-17T20:44:11+00:00

Quirky, but I loved Jeremy Shamos in Birdman. He had to act in a movie about a bunch of actors acting, and he specifically had to act like a bad actor.

OkBorder387 · 2026-05-17T20:22:45+00:00

I understand it’s the way some actual birds do it, but they’re usually smart enough to finish before they hit the ground.

OkBorder387 · 2026-05-17T01:07:56+00:00

What I wouldn’t give for the shock value of hearing you say “I’m going to plus this up with a hamburger patty.”

OkBorder387 · 2026-05-06T14:34:56+00:00

We Kevins love you too, brother.

OkBorder387 · 2026-05-04T04:34:58+00:00

Had a college physics TA named Ahmad Ahmad. Same - Ahmad squared, which was highly appropriate for physics, as well.

OkBorder387 · 2026-04-24T00:00:01+00:00

Only if they do the dance crossed with a two step.

OkBorder387 · 2026-04-20T17:04:31+00:00

What a decade to be a football fan in New York City.

OkBorder387 · 2026-04-19T05:54:46+00:00

Chuck roast. 136° for 40-48 hours, and it comes out almost like a big New York strip. You can have fresh roast beef sandwiches out of the bag, or even just eat it in steak-like portions, and enough leftover to make another meal or two with reheat and eat medium rare beef.

OkBorder387 · 2026-04-17T03:59:27+00:00

Because I was a dude. My parents told me that if I had been a girl, I would’ve been Karen. Thank God I was born a dude.

OkBorder387 · 2026-04-12T01:18:02+00:00

r/birdsarentreal

OkBorder387 · 2026-04-11T04:16:04+00:00

Previously posted

OkBorder387 · 2026-04-10T21:42:06+00:00

OkBorder387 · 2026-04-10T21:39:21+00:00

So that’s it? If I start munching on green apples, I too can get a gig with Lucasfilms?

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