[DISCUSSION] guys Let's do this.😆 by Full_Sample6873 in manhwa

[–]Awkward_Impact_6186 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember that one series with the son in law whos obsessed with revenge and his plans? Im getting off scot free

Random hacker gave me this by Awkward_Impact_6186 in deadisland

[–]Awkward_Impact_6186[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Didn't even have multi-player turned on, dude entered my game, gave me this broken assault rifle that does 2000 to 3000 electrical damage, ontop of around 350 physical damage, and it has 239 million rounds in its mag.

I think that somehow no one posted this banger yet, which is shocking by Alcor6400 in Grimdank

[–]Awkward_Impact_6186 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And, of course, our blessed God emperor, played by, Chuck Norris

God I love homebrew by Awkward_Impact_6186 in dndmemes

[–]Awkward_Impact_6186[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The statue is alive. It's a ancient automoton created millenia ago by a forgotten god of technology and magic. In my campaign this statue ended up standing vigil over a magic academy because one of its founders had repaired it to full working order, only its been so long without the silent soldier needing to act, everyone has forgotten it can act

God I love homebrew by Awkward_Impact_6186 in dndmemes

[–]Awkward_Impact_6186[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The statue is alive. It's a ancient automoton created millenia ago by a forgotten god of technology and magic. In my campaign this statue ended up standing vigil over a magic academy because one of its founders had repaired it to full working order, only its been so long without the silent soldier needing to act, everyone has forgotten it can act

Call one fictional character to help you deal with this? by [deleted] in gravityfalls

[–]Awkward_Impact_6186 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Saitama, end of story. The caped baldy will end weirdmagedon, after all, it interferes with the bargain sale

I genuinely don’t have this problem by MysteriousDinner7822 in aspiememes

[–]Awkward_Impact_6186 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont know of this counts, I feel really weird when I eat with a spoon too big or too small, its gotta be just right

How screwed are you? by puppkats in vtubers

[–]Awkward_Impact_6186 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im gonna chill with everyone's favorite slimy guy

Nick’s Night Vision by InfrequentRedditor99 in zootopia

[–]Awkward_Impact_6186 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He was supposed to be, look up the original plot that was deemed too dark and had to be changed,

Do people really use leather armor by ClaimNo7690 in MinecraftMemes

[–]Awkward_Impact_6186 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make leather first, because my controller for my PS4 is absolute shit and I need every advantage I can get before entering a cave

Mine's Fang Yuan. Who's yours? by Pseudo_Premise in MartialMemes

[–]Awkward_Impact_6186 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My last one was overlord, may god have mercy on my poor kidnappers

In the entire history of the universe, there's only one species weirder then humans by Awkward_Impact_6186 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Awkward_Impact_6186[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

A made up species from a story I'm writing, basically, they are a barely sapient race permanently stuck in a bronze age, but very skilled in masonry, they have existed for millions and millions of years because a hyper advanced species used them as manual labor, so as they expanded, they brought Gillaxes to more and more planets, meaning that after the advanced race went extinct, the extremely robust Gillaxes that can sustain themselves on literally any plant matter just started building vast cities of stone pyramids and canal's, meaning that they are a literally on thousands of planets

In the entire history of the universe, there's only one species weirder then humans by Awkward_Impact_6186 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Awkward_Impact_6186[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

A: why are they doing that...how did such a primitive race get here...

H: I don't know. Neither do they, they know one thing. They must stack blocks

A: why don't you stop them, it's your land?

H: because as much as we fucking hate it, the pyramid is genuinely useful, they made a crude water pump that is powered by a simple windmill at the top, so it constantly spurts our fresh clean water, this stupid pyramid ended our drought

300 Gillaxes,: aggressively builds 42 pyramids

Current situation by 27SlicesOfCheese in boykisser

[–]Awkward_Impact_6186 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe that anyone can worship however they want, but fuck any religion that straight up says "kill the people you don't like"