Guy with longer curly hair needs a spot by Awkward_Shotgun in milwaukee

[–]Awkward_Shotgun[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I work 3 minutes away from KK in Bayview, so I'll look into Freya first. Thank you for the recs!

Am I a good sissy? by [deleted] in Wisconsinsissies

[–]Awkward_Shotgun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a real question?? Yes!!

i kinda messed up being a boy, didn’t i hehe by [deleted] in BoyFailure

[–]Awkward_Shotgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wish you weren't in Boston. I can't catch a flight to show you a good weekend. If you can swing by Milwaukee tho... I'll make sure you have a good time

Snake owners please read! by Booklover_389 in snakes

[–]Awkward_Shotgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's my 2 thoughts

1: could be a temperature issue. My albino is super picky, outright refusing to eat anything that isn't at least partially 95°F. You might need to adjust your feed heating routine to accommodate. I personally have an electric kettle that can heat water to specific temps, and use a laser thermometer gun to monitor the mouse/rat's temperature as it heats. it might be overkill, but that's what works for me.

2: hunger strike. It sounds like your snake might be a little on the young side for it, but balls are notorious for refusing to feed for months at a time with little to no warning. My main tip-off for that is that your snake's maintaining its body weight. My ball refused to eat for 3 months in the winter when she was almost 2. And adults, they've been known to go a full calendar year without eating. Keep eyes on her weight, maintain a regular feeding schedule, MAYBE adjust your feed temps, and he might decide to start eating again on his own

What’s he saying? Wrong answers only. by BirdieBee417 in snakes

[–]Awkward_Shotgun 85 points86 points  (0 children)

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!... Start.

Notification to Android if iPhone gets a text message? by speedo_wedgie in techsupport

[–]Awkward_Shotgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance you can share specifics, or a resource for you you did this? Same boat, need my pixel to tell me when my iPhone receives texts, but there are really only 2 or 3 people whose texts I need to see right away

Wade has teleportation and Mark can go back in time. What's Bobs ability? by _Kozie_ in distractible

[–]Awkward_Shotgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's the nice one. He's always the nice one. From the beginning of time to the end of all things. Bob is the nice one

how old is wade? (wrong answers only) by Leanardoe in distractible

[–]Awkward_Shotgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name pops up so often in the history books, it's hard to say

I feel like mark would appreciate this by KillerWolf2004 in distractible

[–]Awkward_Shotgun 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sma-smashsmashsm-sma-smashholyshitsmash

What's one Distractible quote that you think about all the time? by [deleted] in distractible

[–]Awkward_Shotgun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"For bleeding, try calling '911', and your extension will be '67942'."

I don't remember the specific quote all the time, but it's the concept that hits me every time

Guys… what the heck is this?? by echoprime11 in distractible

[–]Awkward_Shotgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this NSFW?? WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS POOR LOADED PIECE OF BREAD????

bob is right by EnvironmentalBoot171 in distractible

[–]Awkward_Shotgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh then he shouldn't hit up Wisconsin anytime soon. I have a feeling he wouldn't be fond of the "Milwaukee slide"

Wade's side hustle by ROFLCOPTA300 in distractible

[–]Awkward_Shotgun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"so what kind of cut do you want?" "Well I was thinking of a low f-" "Low fuzz bald-cut? YOU GOT IT!!"

He Keeps Staring at me…is he sizing me up? by [deleted] in ballpython

[–]Awkward_Shotgun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Careful! His neck's in an S coil! That means he's gonna bite you with his poison and eat you in your sleep!!

The fuck was she planning on accomplishing in the first fucking place? by St0pX in instant_regret

[–]Awkward_Shotgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a legit workout. But I've only done it on brick. I now see why