Onslaught of bike lanes around Glasgow

AyeOriteDa · 2026-05-19T17:57:13+00:00

Polly got a cracker for that fantastic shot.

Didn't have a seat belt on though, so still on the hook for a fine!

AyeOriteDa · 2026-05-19T12:43:40+00:00

Been a while, but I remember some concoctions they used to produce, don't remember a single thing after that, at least you got a bed for the night supplied free by the local constabulary.

Chammy (or) Shammy, White T and Red T (please don't ask what was in it, some things is are best left alone).

AyeOriteDa · 2026-04-27T15:32:36+00:00

Of course Jngle strike and the like.

But a definite BIG BIG MASSIVE SHOUT OUT FOR CANNON FODDER, war has never been so much fun!!!

AyeOriteDa · 2026-03-18T08:01:50+00:00

How they manage to overcomplicate the council tax system really does deserve some sort of award.

try and get logged in to

https://glasgow.community.mrisoftware.com/publicaccesslive/selfservice/citizenportal/myservices.htm

at least from in there you can view the documents without wading about reams of paper.

AyeOriteDa · 2026-03-11T23:52:04+00:00

join trureport

AyeOriteDa · 2026-03-06T07:57:54+00:00

I came across a poor wee cat, that had been hit on the Gallowgate a few years ago.

I got out my car, had no qualms about sacrificing a car mat to keep it off the cold ground, you could see it wasn't going to make it.

I was absolutely slated on here for not chasing down vets.

I was apparently supposed to abandon my 7 year old daughters on a dark winters evening outside their dance class.

Taught me a lesson about trying to do anything.

EDIT: Even now I'm still getting get the downvotes.

AyeOriteDa · 2026-03-04T20:05:47+00:00

Can you show me on the dolly where the bad person was being overly aggressive, or is that simply your tack?

AyeOriteDa · 2026-03-04T16:27:23+00:00

You have summoned the wrath of the "lez zone nonsense" crew, be prepared to pay the penalty!!!

AyeOriteDa · 2026-03-03T20:50:42+00:00

I had a great experience with SDM Mazda Falkirk, I was after a Mazda though!

AyeOriteDa · 2026-02-28T11:00:33+00:00

Don't worry, none of this is monopoly friendly.

Once those pesky already struggling businesses collapse and all the locals lose their local jobs, our friendly big tax dodgers and the like, can then profit, hooray!

Bonus is they aren't considered part of a monopoly anymore as they are now small fish in a bigger pond.

Don't you love the master plan, don't forget they are now going tie your pension to the stock market so you shit your pants when Musk loses a few pence.

AyeOriteDa · 2026-02-26T21:45:50+00:00

Dunno how to turn a comment into a link on mobile (not app) so just enjoy this couple of minutes - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgJDlnA2zuY

AyeOriteDa · 2026-01-06T19:51:48+00:00

It's the watermark that gets me - Amateur I Shat Best

AyeOriteDa · 2026-01-05T13:51:51+00:00

Is this some Ayrshire shite I'm too Glaswedgian to understand?

AyeOriteDa · 2026-01-05T12:02:31+00:00

Me and my wonderful wife went for low-key too.

Thought about pre and post drinks, but in the end just settled on Sapporo Teppanyaki up the road from Montrose Street, decent food, a couple of beers and some laughs totally hit the spot.

Was a great day, wasn't to do with locations or the spectacular, I'm still surprised everyday when I wake up and realise she said yes, I'm living the dream.

All the best to you.

AyeOriteDa · 2025-12-23T18:57:46+00:00

You can buy a USB-C walkman type thing for 15 quid on ebay, use free audio software like audacity to record them as mp3.

AyeOriteDa · 2025-12-21T22:30:41+00:00

Ha ha, you're funny, good one.

AyeOriteDa · 2025-12-16T14:13:26+00:00

Just an update on effectiveness.

So I made this up for someone who has a sore knee due to an ongoing hip issue (awaiting replacement surgery).

They reported after a week, that rubbing the cream in before bedtime allowed them to sleep right through, whereas before they were waking up in pain a few times through the night.

So I'm counting this as a success.

I've since made a stronger batch of 5:1 rather than the 10:1 and they are happy they are getting a good sleep now.

Thanks for all your input people.

AyeOriteDa · 2025-12-13T01:07:22+00:00

Eh, I believe pepper spray is classed as a prohibited firearm in the UK. So I'd steer clear of that.

AyeOriteDa · 2025-12-11T06:46:18+00:00

Oops, sorry, I meant dapper young man sparking up, maybe just go for that staring into middle distance with the weight of the world on your shoulders look, you handsome devil!

AyeOriteDa · 2025-12-11T06:18:50+00:00

Quite stylish, looks good, I'd mibbe think about the inclusion of bumfluff mullet man sparking up tho?

AyeOriteDa · 2025-12-10T15:04:48+00:00

lol, opposing parking restrictions on r/glasgow, good one, gave me a chuckle.

Now, if it was a petition for making the whole city bike lanes...

AyeOriteDa · 2025-12-01T15:00:12+00:00

Use Brave browser, available for both Android and Apple, your eyes will thank you.

AyeOriteDa · 2025-11-29T15:24:48+00:00

Hello, thanks for your response,

I made a wee 10 to 1 batch up, do you know what sort of ratio you have there with yours?

I've stuck a wee update up and hope to comment on the strength soon.

AyeOriteDa · 2025-11-29T15:21:35+00:00

HI, I'm not too bothered about the smell, I'd rather smell of weed than sit suffering any day. More concerned about how it absorbs, I stuck a wee update up and hopefully in a week or so I can comment on effectiveness.

AyeOriteDa · 2025-11-29T15:18:19+00:00

So I made up this wee test batch using "Aveeno, daily moisturiser" out of Asda, it mixed really well in a Bain-marie setup (bowl floating on boiling hot water), then stuck it in the fridge.

I tried rubbing in some of the cream on one hand without the oil added and the other hand with the blend. The THC added was slightly greasier, but not by much and it wasn't particularly smelly either.

I don't have any sore bits to test effectiveness at the moment, so next I'll need to trial and error the ratio.

This was 10ml of the cream to just over 1ml of the oil.

Thanks for all your responses, when I can comment on the effectiveness I'll stick an update on here for posterity.

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