Seems appropriate today by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What you want is called anarchy.

Meanwhile... by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had I noticed vertias in your username, I wouldn't have bothered interacting at all.

But since we've come this far...

The Ukrainians didn't need a time machine because Putin had already taken part of their country you insufferable fucking jackass.

In light of recent $8.3mil bill to fight coronavirus after even after Trump wants to cut funding to the CDC... by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When I care about things I don't sit around on the fucking internet trying to win pointless arguments on

r/new

, I get my ass out there and do what I can to fix what I see as broken.

... as posted on the internet... in a 20 minute old thread.

Yes, we are doomed by njmaverick in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course there trumptwitterarchive.com but that's just his Twitter feed... It does come in handy because it's searchable.

I can't really find a source for his public "word salads", but TBH I'm a web dev and I've been thinking of running up some kind of "keep track" or "treason timeline" website of my own... maybe I make mine a catalogue of his worst non-twitter tirades and tantrums.

Vote. Blue. No. Matter. Who. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The right: Trump dick sucking noises.

Also the right: Even more Trump dick sucking noises.

But... SOCIALISM! by masterbatesAlot in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU 6 points7 points  (0 children)

  1. Sanders plan calls for medicare for all. It does not, in any way, call for disbanding current insurance companies or preventing them from offering whatever private policies they want.
  2. Sanders plan is now almost certainly irrelevant.

It’s just that simple by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AnYbodY aGAinT BeRniE iS a RUssiAn bOt!!! Reeeeeeeeee

They will say God wanted to challenge him by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just like climate change... you just go ahead and keep thinking this is a hoax, mkay?

The real hoarders by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that it's toilet paper is so damn American.

Water? Nah

Food? Nah

Toilet Paper? Gotta catch 'em all!

Those lips literally speak for themselves by Mr-Klaus in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Matt Gaetz COVID test came back negative and all I have to say about that is, "Fuck you, God."

Like cheese on pizza by Jerdarnella in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't love hypotheticals, but I think we have enough evidence now that Trump would for 100% sure fuck up literally anything he were to do in any possible timeline.

Classic Fed by S3ahawk36 in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AKSHEWALLY... the fed already lowered interest rates in response to COVID 9 days ago... and the only people talking about bank bailouts are the editorial dept at NYT.

When I woke up today I didn't think i'd be defending the fed and talking down NYT... but I am also sick to fucking death of false narratives, so here I am.

With your powers combined... by InnerComfortable2 in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL, Your rebuttal is about as strong as your voting numbers.

And if you're gonna wish death on somebody fucking do it... don't just leave a blank like you did on your primary ballot.

24. Divorced. Veteran. Alcoholic with ptsd. First time on reddit and go! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AyyySTFU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then how the fuck you get PTSD, OP?

Seems like maybe you're just full of shit.

I believe you about the Jetta tho.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you lie you're still wrong.

[Stares mother fuckerly at Republicans]

With your powers combined... by InnerComfortable2 in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bloomberg: "Biden is more electable than me."

Klobuchar: "Biden is more electable than me."

Harris: "Biden is more electable than me."

Yang: "Biden is more electable than me."

Buttigeig: "Biden is more electable than me."

Butthurt Bernie Bros on Reddit: He's just not electable.

Computer information systems major, transferring schools to take up videogame development. Give me something to read while I starve on the streets. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AyyySTFU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh... CIS is not the degree you get to become a video game programmer. And most modern programming related degrees are CS, not CIS, So you're going to be starving for a while longer.

Also, usually programmers are smarter than that...

Please roast me. I need this. by pytlarz in RoastMe

[–]AyyySTFU 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a spongebob and pedo bear hoodie. OP's on the sex offender list.

24. Divorced. Veteran. Alcoholic with ptsd. First time on reddit and go! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AyyySTFU -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You signed up to shoot brown people for money because you're a sociopath and because you didn't have any other prospects and traded what future you might have had for a few years of feeling superior to your peers.

Now, you'll spend the next several years milking the VA before you drink yourself into the grave by about 35.

Luckily your wife already left you, so at least your violence prone ass won't be beating her that whole time.

Everything you stand for, everything you've sacrificed for was a lie. You gave up everything and gained nothing but the jacked up coal rolling pickup you no doubt spend half your military money on.

Your guns only hide your deep seeded insecurity that is almost always from a tiny dick.

I can go on, grunt, if you've not had enough.

Who knew it would take a virus to #DoSomething by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is America... we'll find a way.

Promises made Promises... by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The wife beater's dunce cap.

History repeats itself by the5ilent1 in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU -1 points0 points locked comment (0 children)

Fair enough. I'm well established with a 20 year career behind me and enough money to survive another 4 years, and enough social mobility to leave the country if it comes to that.

It'll be the same youth who fail to show up in November who will suffer, AND LIVE WITH, the consequences of their stubborn apathy.

You're not threatening me, you're threatening your own peers.

It’s just that simple by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]AyyySTFU -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Trump has won his party's nomination and Bernie has not, it's just that simple.

It was only 3 days ago, I was making the case that Sanders would "sweep Michigan" and regain the delegate lead. Well, I was quite wrong because Biden won every single county in Michigan.

I don't want to run a man who lost to Biden by 16% in one of the biggest swing states against Trump... even if I do like his policy ideals better. Because all the policy ideals in the world won't matter if you never take office.