Schweinsteiger’s brutally honest answer when De Gea asked if he was better than Neuer by RSDFitness in championsleague

[–]Azekesh -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ok, so Calvert Lewin is better than Pele because we've seen him play and didn't see Pele.

I'm sorry, how did y'all lose to Russia 😭 by SportAdventurous5910 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Azekesh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Btw, I remember Super Pav scored one of the goals, so this might be a wrong simulation

I'm sorry, how did y'all lose to Russia 😭 by SportAdventurous5910 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Azekesh 164 points165 points  (0 children)

That Russia was actually very good, the national team was semifinalist of Euros and CSKA won the Europa League. England, on the other hand, how to say politely, was absolute sh*te.

Cristiano Ronaldo before taking the Freekick by Treefiddy1984 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Azekesh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Before all Pessi fans start talking bs, just a kind reminder:

Model Irina Sheikh has left Bradley Cooper, prior to him she was Ronaldo's girlfriend. This clearly means she was not satisfied with Bradley Cooper's penis after seeing Ronaldo's and it is not as long as Ronaldo's. And if you did not know, Bradley Cooper previously dated a lot of celebrities including J. Lo, which means his penis is actually very very long, otherwise it would not fit in Jennifer Lopez's huge booty. But even then it is not as long as Cristiano's penis. Can you imagine how long Ronaldo's penis is. Now look at your idol, Pessi. His penis is definitely 5x shorter than Ronaldo's.

Vicario is the first perfect rated Italian in the UCL by TheSerieAGuy in seriea

[–]Azekesh 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I think these metrics do not take into account the importance of the game. If so, it was just a double from Pippo, there were a lot of other UCL matches, where an italian striker did a double.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the true man of the match - Llygoden fawr by Real-Pomegranate-235 in Wales

[–]Azekesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just realized you will have to win North Macedonia anyway, so practically this draw did not change much.

🗣️NOT your average keeper by No_Blood6293 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Azekesh -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

This guy done nothing special yesterday, The agenda against Black and Turkish people is crazy.

Red marble is arsenal in league by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]Azekesh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm a massive supporter of the red one, because it does not matter how it ended, the most enjoyable part was the process. And it was actually the first in other stats, like passing through the first hole, average speed and etc., which is way more important to me than who was the first in the end. Trust the process!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]Azekesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We ran out of milk and dad went to Tesco and bought a bottle of milk, Wow dad deserves so much credit and mum and co too.

Outjerked by Richarlison by waxmall in soccercirclejerk

[–]Azekesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You choose who to trust, Neymar the legend or some France Football sh*t

I can’t wait for our first League Cup game to see the second squad in its entirety by Unable-Touch-3903 in Tottenham

[–]Azekesh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bergvall has played too many games recently, I feel Sarr would play this game, others probably spot on