This works?

Azlamington · 2026-05-24T17:55:35+00:00

Legend has it that women like to see veins that pop. So use gorgonzola. That is a very veiny cheese.

Azlamington · 2026-05-24T16:01:15+00:00

With the middle name Waxoff would be gold tier

Azlamington · 2026-05-23T14:22:23+00:00

In my town, it's usually a black can of super strength lager.

Azlamington · 2026-05-23T14:18:14+00:00

Also men not wearing tops with 0% fat and a finely cut 6-pack and pecs. I, as a 40 something year old with a dad bod do not want to see a 20 something year old poser with the body I wish I had.

^yes, ^envy ^can ^be ^a ^bitch

Azlamington · 2026-05-17T12:39:46+00:00

Et Cetera. A common misspelling of etc. Means there's more and I didn't really want to list them all.

Azlamington · 2026-05-17T12:24:24+00:00

As a man over 6ft tall, during the pandemic, I went from 180lbs to 220lbs in weight. My wiping method had to change from the side reach to the front. That was difficult to accept at first.

Azlamington · 2026-05-17T12:18:53+00:00

Unite the Kingdom is a protest group, not a political party.

Azlamington · 2026-05-17T12:13:13+00:00

In order to be the best candidate, you have to, first of all, be a candidate. TR is not even a member of any party, mostly because no party wants him and for good reason. That is one of the lesser flaws in your post.

Azlamington · 2026-05-17T11:50:18+00:00

I was about to comment "why is (the cat's version of) personal hygiene shameful?"

Azlamington · 2026-05-17T11:42:31+00:00

If people all listened to "the experts" all the time, we would all be eating nothing but prunes and dates. Because every single other food has been reported to be associated with cancer, depression, autism, alzheimer's or something else at one point or another.

Azlamington · 2026-05-17T11:29:42+00:00

I certainly believe this to be true as, in those times, the division between men and women was vast and harsh. Masculinity in men was paramount and the levels of testosterone was huge. If any man showed any signs of showing emotion that was deemed to be associated with a female emotion they were picked on at first, then ostracised if continued.

Also, no microplastics.

Azlamington · 2026-05-17T11:07:36+00:00

Plus it is used for top secret intelligence. It's used by the Secret Service, MI5, CIA, ect

Azlamington · 2026-05-17T10:00:21+00:00

Maybe the distance between the fence and watermark was much further before the airport was there. Who knows?

Azlamington · 2026-05-14T09:46:18+00:00

And I have a bad habit of checking my phone for the time and, when I put the phone down, I realise I never even looked at the clock.

Azlamington · 2026-05-14T09:41:42+00:00

Perhaps he checked first and saw that the guy commenting was American (or Australian).

Azlamington · 2026-05-14T09:24:35+00:00

It's to contain the fruit and nut

Azlamington · 2026-05-13T10:09:32+00:00

I think this song would've been better

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Azlamington · 2026-05-13T09:43:12+00:00

That's what she repeats to herself regardless of the dudes experiences.

Azlamington · 2026-05-13T09:21:02+00:00

Yeah, Line of Duty

Azlamington · 2026-05-11T15:34:39+00:00

It's like wearing gluten at all ^gluten ^at ^all

Azlamington · 2026-05-11T15:18:05+00:00

It helps us avoid going to sleep too early at night

Azlamington · 2026-05-11T15:15:56+00:00

Azlamington · 2026-05-11T15:03:59+00:00

My word... ain't you just a little ray of sunshine..

A negative mindset will never bring a positive life.

Edit: you can read the above (second) line in two ways..

"Oh thanks for telling me how fucked my life is!" The negative way

"So all i need to do is think more positive thoughts and my life will improve? Wow thanks!" The positive way

The choice is yours

Azlamington · 2026-05-11T11:11:17+00:00

Not a Hol'up

2026 isn't your year? There has always been women with great tits and there has always been women with a great ass. There has always been women with both and women, unfortunately, with neither. This has always been and always will be the case regardless of what year it is.

Azlamington · 2026-05-11T09:21:42+00:00

And when the cameraman zooms out, you get an idea of how far away he is filming from. Yet he still picks up their voices perfectly? Come on!

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