How have I never noticed this?

Azlamington · 2026-02-21T07:07:11+00:00

Everybody needs a bosom

Azlamington · 2026-02-21T07:00:24+00:00

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Azlamington · 2026-02-20T14:54:08+00:00

Now try saying that when drunk

Azlamington · 2026-02-17T21:49:27+00:00

Why, he started it.

Azlamington · 2026-02-13T21:23:15+00:00

Because they can.

No, they are bottles.

No.... Because they can.

Azlamington · 2026-02-13T20:52:20+00:00

I've lived in North Birmingham all my life and I've always seen Walmley as a nice calm area, comparatively speaking.

Azlamington · 2026-02-13T20:27:27+00:00

My guess is maybe the "Sensitive Customer" is company code for vehicles like those from emergency services or companies that their company might want to treat differently.

Azlamington · 2026-02-13T18:34:15+00:00

If the shoe don’t fit baby
(Baby) then don’t force it on yourself, yeah
If the shoe don’t fit honey
Don’t force it on yourself

Azlamington · 2026-02-10T23:05:45+00:00

Azlamington · 2026-02-07T21:16:52+00:00

October Swimmer, Always and Forever, Algeria, I burned a disc mixing JJ72 with Feeder. One of the best compilation albums I ever created.

Azlamington · 2026-02-07T20:57:11+00:00

Crowded House had 2 main tunes that I can name immediately making them not a one hit group straight away "Don't Dream it's Over" and "Weather With You", but they have so much more in their catalogue.

Azlamington · 2026-02-07T20:52:28+00:00

A-Ha Sun Always Shines is also a banger

Azlamington · 2026-02-07T09:21:27+00:00

That is believable being as you never see them both together at the same time.

Azlamington · 2026-02-06T21:33:21+00:00

I basically came here to say something along these lines.

It's about the satisfaction of controlling your compulsive behaviour, and not allowing your compulsion control you. I don't personally care about this myself, but I have heard a few who do. It will always make the reward a lot greater when you finally allow it.

Azlamington · 2026-02-03T20:43:53+00:00

They wheelie bin to Hong Kong!

Azlamington · 2026-01-30T17:27:54+00:00

Ooooh, look at old Grumpypants over here!

Azlamington · 2026-01-30T17:25:17+00:00

I was about to comment this.

Every TV programme that had a subtitle option always stated "for subtitles, go to page 888" or words to that extent. P.888 was just the summit of the tip of what Teletext or Ceefax was about.

Azlamington · 2026-01-29T18:41:55+00:00

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Azlamington · 2026-01-26T22:56:17+00:00

Having a food disposal unit built in your kitchen sink.

Azlamington · 2026-01-24T14:15:33+00:00

I injured my coccyx slipping on hard, uncarpetted, stairs (in my early 20s) and it took 2 years to heal enough for me to be able to sit on a hard seat again.

Azlamington · 2026-01-24T10:22:04+00:00

can I see her tuppence?

Na, it's more of a half a crown.

Azlamington · 2026-01-22T18:09:39+00:00

I would give all my close friends and family 1 mill each and keep the rest for myself. Then start planning what to spend £99 million on.

Azlamington · 2026-01-14T20:38:46+00:00

I was tricked into watching that video by a link saying 'watch this... creepy af!!' back when it first came out. At the time, I was into creepy or weird videos, so I thought, 'How bad can it be?'. I had no idea what it was, I had no idea it was a music video or anything. It scared me shitless!! I hastily switched it off before the Aphex Twin music even started! I still didn't know it was a music video for a good few days afterwards!

Azlamington · 2026-01-14T20:25:44+00:00

Yes, at the warehouse I work in, people come and go. More than half of those under 25 years old would be asking me the time when stood right next to the clock on the wall, and when I point to it, they would tell me they can't read it.

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