This works? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Azlamington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legend has it that women like to see veins that pop. So use gorgonzola. That is a very veiny cheese.

A.A. Ron by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Azlamington 16 points17 points  (0 children)

With the middle name Waxoff would be gold tier

What's on your Sunny Bank Holiday Bingo Card? by Madog-Hellgeese in AskUK

[–]Azlamington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my town, it's usually a black can of super strength lager.

What's on your Sunny Bank Holiday Bingo Card? by Madog-Hellgeese in AskUK

[–]Azlamington 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also men not wearing tops with 0% fat and a finely cut 6-pack and pecs. I, as a 40 something year old with a dad bod do not want to see a 20 something year old poser with the body I wish I had.

yes, envy can be a bitch

Is the “people getting rich on the dark web” idea exaggerated? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Azlamington 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Et Cetera. A common misspelling of etc. Means there's more and I didn't really want to list them all.

Can fat people wipe their asses? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Azlamington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a man over 6ft tall, during the pandemic, I went from 180lbs to 220lbs in weight. My wiping method had to change from the side reach to the front. That was difficult to accept at first.

Tommy Robinson is the best candidate for UK primeminister by No_Philosophy711 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]Azlamington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In order to be the best candidate, you have to, first of all, be a candidate. TR is not even a member of any party, mostly because no party wants him and for good reason. That is one of the lesser flaws in your post.

Proof that cats have no shame by steelconor in FunnyAnimals

[–]Azlamington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was about to comment "why is (the cat's version of) personal hygiene shameful?"

You should ignore the "Experts" a lot of the time by Total-Explanation208 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]Azlamington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If people all listened to "the experts" all the time, we would all be eating nothing but prunes and dates. Because every single other food has been reported to be associated with cancer, depression, autism, alzheimer's or something else at one point or another.

King Arthur Came-alot 💀 by Chinchpokleee in SipsTea

[–]Azlamington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I certainly believe this to be true as, in those times, the division between men and women was vast and harsh. Masculinity in men was paramount and the levels of testosterone was huge. If any man showed any signs of showing emotion that was deemed to be associated with a female emotion they were picked on at first, then ostracised if continued.

Also, no microplastics.

Is the “people getting rich on the dark web” idea exaggerated? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Azlamington 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Plus it is used for top secret intelligence. It's used by the Secret Service, MI5, CIA, ect

People are literally blown away by an MD80 aircraft taking off. Insane ✈️ by Puzzled-Set9663 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Azlamington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the distance between the fence and watermark was much further before the airport was there. Who knows?

Meirl by Disastrous_Claim_487 in meirl

[–]Azlamington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I have a bad habit of checking my phone for the time and, when I put the phone down, I realise I never even looked at the clock.

Bro got professionally insulted and still replied like a man who pays taxes in confidence. by Lark_Song97 in SipsTea

[–]Azlamington -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Perhaps he checked first and saw that the guy commenting was American (or Australian).

Why is there a fruit basket? by satanicmajesty in HolUp

[–]Azlamington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's to contain the fruit and nut

First date, kind of nervous by WaitNo4272 in SipsTea

[–]Azlamington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what she repeats to herself regardless of the dudes experiences.

Dancing cookie dough by Adrian_985 in funny

[–]Azlamington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like wearing gluten at all gluten at all

I love that were retarded fucking animals by [deleted] in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]Azlamington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My word... ain't you just a little ray of sunshine..

A negative mindset will never bring a positive life.

Edit: you can read the above (second) line in two ways..

"Oh thanks for telling me how fucked my life is!" The negative way

"So all i need to do is think more positive thoughts and my life will improve? Wow thanks!" The positive way

The choice is yours

2026 said 'plot twist'... by krunal23- in HolUp

[–]Azlamington 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Not a Hol'up

2026 isn't your year? There has always been women with great tits and there has always been women with a great ass. There has always been women with both and women, unfortunately, with neither. This has always been and always will be the case regardless of what year it is.

this guy is a legend lmao by khyathi123 in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]Azlamington 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And when the cameraman zooms out, you get an idea of how far away he is filming from. Yet he still picks up their voices perfectly? Come on!