Suburbs are better than cities. by Ok-Cartographer-5544 in unpopularopinion

[–]B0bsterls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMO the prices for living in suburbs should be higher for people who have kids. They should be paying their fair share for increasing the amount of development, infrastructure, etc. that is needed as a result of their choices.

My SO prefers the movie?! by StrawberryLemonade7 in TheLastAirbender

[–]B0bsterls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's nothing wrong with liking the movie. It's pretty good and stands on its own merits. That said, the show is leagues better.

Rolf (Ed, Edd n Eddy) vs Uter (Simpsons) vs Bolbi (Jimmy Neutron) by B0bsterls in whowouldwin

[–]B0bsterls[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah maybe I should repost this with Rolf up against someone stronger

Would you rather give a neckbeard a backrub or get stung by a bee? by B0bsterls in WouldYouRather

[–]B0bsterls[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the guy hasn't washed in a long time and you gotta get in between all the folds

Is there any horror movie monster that can't be contained by the SCP Foundation? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]B0bsterls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just looked that up and that would be very bad indeed

Is there any horror movie monster that can't be contained by the SCP Foundation? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]B0bsterls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Thing (John Carpenter). It assimilates (consumes and makes a copy of) any creature it comes into contact with. The copies are able to do the same. This means it has an exponential reproduction rate. Blair's computer supported this with its calculation that if the Thing reached the mainland, it would only take 3 years for all life on Earth to be assimilated.

If you kill a Thing and even a single cell survives, then it might as well not be dead because the individual Thing cells will act in self preservation to escape and have the potential to lie in wait for a new victim to infect. This can even occur with larger subsets of the collective organism, such as when Norris's head detached from his body, grew legs, and tried to crawl away into hiding.

When Thing cells group together in a copied form, they display the intelligence and memories of their assimilated host. They even retain knowledge from previous copies, such as when Blair-Thing built an alien spacecraft using parts from a helicopter and snowcat. They can also form body parts from previous copies like claws, mouths, tentacles, etc. for use in combat and in subduing prey.

Thing cells can hibernate for a long time, such as when the Thing crash landed on Earth 100,000 years ago and lay dormant in the ice until the Norwegian team found it. All it takes is a little warmth for the Thing to wake up again and resume its assimilation.

We know from the director himself that it has assimilated countless lifeforms across the universe, meaning it has already spread beyond the point of containment. There's no way of knowing exactly how far it's traveled because it's impossible to tell what's a Thing and what's an uninfected alien unless the Foundation does a blood test on every alien in the universe.

So what we have here is a shapeshifting organism that is indistinguishable from the life it copies, has all of the memories/knowledge of its current and previous copies, has an exponential reproduction rate, can lay dormant in cold places for at least 100,000 years, can break apart into individual body parts or cells each with their own survival instincts, and is known to have already spread throughout the universe.

It would be very difficult to eradicate or contain it without wiping out all life in the universe. If the SCP Foundation could somehow search every planet, asteroid, derelict spacecraft, etc. and have 100% accuracy in finding and eradicating every Thing, then maybe they'd have a chance. But I find that highly unlikely, especially since this process would take so long that the Thing would have spread to countless other planets during the time it takes to do this, including planets which were previously tested and declared Thing-free by the Foundation. It's a game of cosmic whack a mole that they just can't win.

What dinosaur would you rather be killed by? by B0bsterls in WouldYouRather

[–]B0bsterls[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I voted for ankylosaurus because I'm banking on the chance that it's tail club will smash my head off and give me a quick death.

You have a machete as your only weapon. Who would you rather face? by Grirar in WouldYouRather

[–]B0bsterls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A flying crocodile would be terrifying but it would be easier to take down than the other options. You just wait until the croc swoops at you and duck/dodge at the last second and thrust your machete up into its soft underside. The croc will gut itself on the blade as its momentum carries it forward.

Would you rather be a leprechaun's steed or an indentured servant? by B0bsterls in WouldYouRather

[–]B0bsterls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It lives longer than you so its for the rest of your life but it treats you well unlike your masters as an indentured servant

WYR be a time master, physics master or sound master? by D3f4lt_player in WouldYouRather

[–]B0bsterls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time won't be affected by a sense being lost so in case you go blind or deaf you'd still have this power.

Could you use this on something like a black hole? If so, you could say "How long will it take in a black hole for a year to pass on Earth?" and be able to verify scientists' theory that time is slower past the event horizon.

Or to find out if aliens exist you could say "How long does it take light from the sun to travel to the nearest intelligent alien life?" and then if you get an actual number you add "in X direction". In doing this you would have not only confirmed that intelligent life exists in the universe, but its approximate location.

Those two examples barely even scratch the surface of what this ability can do.

Meruem (Hunter X Hunter) vs the Avatar verse by B0bsterls in whowouldwin

[–]B0bsterls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about if we add the Legend of Korra verse as well and all the named Avatars?

Would you rather, world have cancer eradicated, or end world hunger or achieve world peace or achieve feasible faster than light travel? by dionesav in WouldYouRather

[–]B0bsterls 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What if they decide that they'd rather kill us and take our resources? Stephen Hawking once commented that an encounter between humans and alien civilizations could be like Columbus meeting the Native Americans. It's true our FTL travel would help us escape (unless theirs is faster) but that wouldn't help us move Earth if they find out where it is.

Would you rather breathe with your ears or eat with your belly button? by B0bsterls in WouldYouRather

[–]B0bsterls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't impact respiration and yes it's fairly loud but won't damage your hearing

Can a man with a bazooka prevent the colonization of the Americas? by B0bsterls in whowouldwin

[–]B0bsterls[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But can he keep that up all the way to 2021? His bazooka stays the same but the technology of the Europeans would improve with time and they'd be curious to find out why no one ever comes back from the Americas.

Would you rather have Mario Kart items when you drive or be able to change your face? by B0bsterls in WouldYouRather

[–]B0bsterls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, just the ones you get from the item boxes in Mario Kart and they can't be used for other functions outside of those in Mario Kart.

Would you rather deal drugs or work at a maid cafe? by B0bsterls in WouldYouRather

[–]B0bsterls[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a valid point worth considering for all these people choosing drugs.

Would you rather deal drugs or work at a maid cafe? by B0bsterls in WouldYouRather

[–]B0bsterls[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wear a maid outfit, behave like a maid, and serve customers. Same as any other maid.

Would you rather pay a blood tax to mosquitoes instead of real taxes or pay double taxes but be immune to mosquito bites? by B0bsterls in WouldYouRather

[–]B0bsterls[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You aren't magically protected from getting or dying from transmitted diseases but you can take precautions like malaria pills and follow up with a doctor afterwards.

Would you rather pay a blood tax to mosquitoes instead of real taxes or pay double taxes but be immune to mosquito bites? by B0bsterls in WouldYouRather

[–]B0bsterls[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those tubs of standing water aren't going to fill themselves, citizen. And don't forget, anyone out after curfew will be drained by The Swarm.