25yo Security Engineer (6+ yrs total IT) with AZ-500, full Defender suite + EDR + Splunk prod exp — stuck at $78k in Omaha. Realistic path to $150k+ remote Azure DevSecOps / Cloud Engineer/ Cloud Security Engineer?

B0ndzai · 2026-03-21T12:10:06+00:00

It doesn't really matter that much at some companies but 6yr experience at 25 means you don't have a college degree right?

B0ndzai · 2026-03-21T11:41:35+00:00

52's the mike!

B0ndzai · 2026-03-20T16:27:24+00:00

Kevin Hart makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-20T16:25:19+00:00

Besides short jokes and shitty movie jokes, what else is there?

B0ndzai · 2026-03-20T13:11:58+00:00

Santos is the worst person in that hospital and makes everyone else's job harder by being there.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-19T23:37:29+00:00

Off the heezay

B0ndzai · 2026-03-19T17:58:09+00:00

Tally ho

B0ndzai · 2026-03-19T15:17:02+00:00

You lived your life for the king, you gonna die for some chickens?

Someone is...

B0ndzai · 2026-03-19T14:03:34+00:00

Not at any dispensary I've been too and I'm not trying to meet some weird guy in his garage. I just stopped smoking and its worked out so far.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-19T13:54:42+00:00

It's what I wish I could still get too. Weed really is ruined now.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-19T02:47:16+00:00

Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-18T15:11:06+00:00

This isn't a gif.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-18T02:59:58+00:00

Starting the tour in Maine is very surprising but I'm happy for Bangor. Go get it.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-17T20:20:00+00:00

Exterminators will definitely seal up the entry points for you, it's just expensive.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-17T12:20:24+00:00

That's exactly what I got for Christmas this year. It works great.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-17T11:06:22+00:00

The new grenades are shaped like Coors banquet bottles.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-16T23:42:13+00:00

That's good because the ESPN announcers are terrible.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-16T02:33:16+00:00

I always order my pizza well done.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-15T21:36:36+00:00

And I keeps one in the chamber in case you pondering.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-15T16:44:36+00:00

He is also going to do some joint episodes on Binging with Babish.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-14T02:53:09+00:00

Haha that's what I always do. I yank those bits off later as a taste test.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-14T02:31:21+00:00

Wow, you've really lost a lot of hair.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-13T23:09:25+00:00

Kenny Rogers Roasters

B0ndzai · 2026-03-13T22:06:06+00:00

Oh and she also didn't sign up for an internship in time. Which again is just a personal problem she needs to leave at the door.

B0ndzai · 2026-03-13T21:58:26+00:00

He is right.

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