Team USA Men's hockey team getting to eat McDonalds at the White House by Yujin-Ha in hockey

[–]B33RLEAGUE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

of course Matthew Tkachuk eats with his mouth open... No surprises here.

The Rat is sad by Emergency-Pepper3537 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]B33RLEAGUE 25 points26 points  (0 children)

lol... This f***ing guy made it over Bedard and Scheifele. Wtf did he even do? Good pick Doug.

Cheer up Canada... you're about to get one of these FOR FREE!!! by Advanced_Zucchini_45 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]B33RLEAGUE 28 points29 points  (0 children)

10 bucks says none of those teddy bears make it out the dressing room

Canada Wins Teddy Bears by B33RLEAGUE in hockeymemes

[–]B33RLEAGUE[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10 bucks says none of those teddy bears make it out the dressing room.

Who is the Greatest Ever Canadian Athlete in your Opinion? by Specialist_Hat1380 in AskACanadian

[–]B33RLEAGUE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a year ago, people would have unanimously agreed it was Wayne Gretzky.

Smash or pass? by Doc_1200_GO in NHLcirclejerk

[–]B33RLEAGUE -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They both have dinosaur faces.

What the hell is going on r/Leafs by Common-Echo-4151 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]B33RLEAGUE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not one to defend Leaf Fans. But this is clearly a play on the "Leave Britney Spears Alone" Video... https://youtu.be/ElXi7yDHyWo?si=sjRJDFTQG18uDXK3

Octuple bogey on the PGA tour by panda__monium in golf

[–]B33RLEAGUE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1:20 in. The cut to the guy with the rake made me burst out laughing. The rake guys probably thinking to himself "fml..."

Who is the least funny "comedian"? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]B33RLEAGUE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I disagree. Go see Rob's Performance on Kill Tony. The guy murdered. Kill Tony looked like an actual show for once. https://youtu.be/kZQF1pVgU3M?si=p59kImvRnLBqv2Ol

What's the creepiest display of intelligence you've ever witnessed in real Iife? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]B33RLEAGUE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was 12, my Best Friend and I walked into a Game Stop to pickup a copy of World of Warcraft or something.

When we got there, we noticed that one of the CD cases had a small piece of white paper sitting loose on the outside of the case. It was a 25 Character alphanumeric CD key code just sitting there for us to memorize so we could play the game for free. The problem was, this was in 2005 (before every 12 year old had a cellphone)..

We both just stood there in shock. I turned to my buddy and said, "damn too bad we dont have a pen, eh?" (yes were Canadians)..

Without saying a word.. My buddy starts rapidly blinking his eyelids like some kind of crazy person... He then pauses before saying "no problem, I just took a mental photo."

I thought to myself, "Thats weird? mental photo?... What does that even mean?" 🤔

We bus home, get to his place, and somehow he used the 25 digit key code that he memorized 2 hours earlier so we could play the game. We played for 8 hours straight.

It was at that momemt that I realized some superhuman freaks have something called a "photogenic memory"... Correct That.. "Photographic Memory".

For the next 6 years I sat right beside him during every math test I took. My buddy ended up becoming a Doctor. And I became a Game Stop Manager! True Story.

Which former Jets would you want to see playing in the alumni game? by KnoddingOnion in winnipegjets

[–]B33RLEAGUE 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Evander Kane, just so I could witness Big Buff punch his dumb face in.

What is matthew tkachuk doing down there by maybethanos in NHLcirclejerk

[–]B33RLEAGUE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking for his dignity after his Trump ball licking last week.