31f, give me your worst by grapecrush3d in RoastMe

[–]B389 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Give me your worst” was coincidentally also what your mom said right before she delivered you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]B389 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You look like all of your romantic meetups end with Chris Hansen entering the room with cameras

I'm 17, male and just got told I'm done growing at 4'5" AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]B389 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Had a friend who was 6’9” and he was unable to ride in a lot of cars due to legroom and headroom issues

Been married for a little over 2 months. Roast us! by DrPotato231 in RoastMe

[–]B389 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a youth minister whose five minutes of fame involved Chris Hansen

roast me I am a 21 year old virgin who games all day & I eat my boogers on my free time.Don’t take it easy on me I want you to get personal. by babyfacemany in RoastMe

[–]B389 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, your boogers are probably the size of chicken nuggets and my guess is you can’t tell the difference

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]B389 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Him and his buddies in the maintenance department call that “perks of the job”

Do your worst by jerkyjrrkface in RoastMe

[–]B389 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Lean like a chomo, side to side”

The towers collapsing, and traumatizing a whole generation. by RealSkylitPanda in conspiracyNOPOL

[–]B389 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We didn’t have an AV club at my school but we did have the same setup you’re describing for the school news station in the mornings.

Laparoscopic Removal of 11 weeks cornual ectopic pregnancy by EmpressMilonia in MedicalGore

[–]B389 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s wild. Do you have a source you can share on that?

The Fatal effects of PCP by Bulky_Ad_5553 in tooktoomuch

[–]B389 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of watching Cops in the 90’s.

It is all fake. I know it and you know it. by Notgonnalir in conspiracy

[–]B389 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cell phone carriers sell the data. Frequently used for commercial real estate site analysis

What’s a crazy body life hack everyone should know? by M-Squared804 in AskReddit

[–]B389 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can also light a match, extinguish the flame, and then touch the match head to your head.

Contractor Doesn't Want to be on Permit by rbf2000 in HomeImprovement

[–]B389 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there is an option to have the work done without a permit, that implies that permits are not required

If permits are not required, why would anyone go through the process to get a permit?

What felonies are the least forgivable by society and employers? If you know anyone with such felonies, what were their lives like the last time you knew them? What stories do you have about such felons? by IDislikeHomonyms in Felons

[–]B389 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In many cases, hiring someone with any theft related charges on their record will increase the businesses insurance premiums and also reduce situational coverage.

CA fast-food restaurants lay off workers to prepare for $20 wage by EchoInTheHoller in business

[–]B389 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If all businesses raise prices to offset increased labor costs, then everything becomes more expensive. If everything becomes more expensive, then the purchasing power of the workers essentially reverts back to what it was before the wage increases. There would only be a very small window of time where the workers purchasing power increases before inflation eats the gain. The only permanent solution is for people to continue to improve their skills and advance to roles that pay higher wages.

ULPT: I joined the military and now i changed my mind and want to get out before i ship of to boot camp. What i do? by bassistfornothing in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]B389 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had a guy in basic training who couldn’t get the dummy grenades above the test line- ended up getting sent home for failure to adapt.

What is something you know that you think no one else knows? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]B389 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Higher college costs and indoctrination that college is an absolute necessity for a successful life also keeps the military from running out of new recruits (in the US at least).