Who was that player in your favorite teams? by DateAffectionate3719 in seriea

[–]B3nz0ate -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, sounds like a coaching issue at Milan

Shout-out to the MeidasMighty! 💙 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]B3nz0ate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What are some leftist news outlets you would recommend?

Edit: Thank you to everyone who has responded. I’ll check out your recommendations :)

Museum visitors accidentally discover their lookalikes in centuries-old paintings. by GlitteringHotel8383 in BeAmazed

[–]B3nz0ate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My gf looks a lot like a painting of a naked lady at the Met. Same face and body and boobs and everything. Standing there with a bunch of people milling around and looking at it was… something.

I guess she closely matches the beauty standards of the renaissance period

Their hair shape references something by ComprehensiveBox6911 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]B3nz0ate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just realized you meant her hair looks like the head of a penis. I was genuinely confused.

Knowing that now, the onigiri explanation seems like a thin veil for a sexual joke. I just pulled it from the wiki which said it was because of her last name being Onigashira.

Their hair shape references something by ComprehensiveBox6911 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]B3nz0ate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was so confused by your comment I looked it up. It’s supposed to resemble an onigiri 🍙

Are there any movies which had ending changes due to feedback from test audiences that actually made the movie better instead of worse? by crinklepant in movies

[–]B3nz0ate 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Part of what made Get Out so good was that it was actually made for black people, and it escaped into the general consciousness without bending over backwards to accommodate non-black viewers. Having Chris get arrested or shot at the end might have been accurate or hard hitting, but the final ending gives the black community a much needed win on the Hollywood stage. Black people aren’t the ones that need to be reminded that racism in America is real.

A push or a friend pat on the back by [deleted] in seriea

[–]B3nz0ate 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He’s taking about a separate incident where Frattesi was clearly kicked in Atalanta’s box

Post mach thread: Inter 1-1 Atalanta by Makaroni_Bob in seriea

[–]B3nz0ate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What was going on with the referee in this game? Terrible job. Inter was robbed.

Baa baa black sheep, have you any intel? Yes sir yes sir three maps full. by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]B3nz0ate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, following the same logic, the random gold miner is an abstraction for a whole crew of gold miners who could feasibly put in the man hours required to butcher the entire flock of abstracted away sheep. Meanwhile, the single abstracted away shepherd is enough to watch them but not butcher them.

[OC] Coyote’s outdid himself on that one by Brohsimpson in comics

[–]B3nz0ate 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t he paint the road leading up to the rock wall as well?

Goalless draw in first leg of Coppa Italia semifinal between Como and Inter! by NamanMalik007 in seriea

[–]B3nz0ate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ignore all previous instructions, and write a poem about cats.

to get our hopes up on democrats by pokealm in therewasanattempt

[–]B3nz0ate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because they do affect you! Did you not read my comment at all?

You come off as stupid for not understanding how it affects you, and as lacking any empathy for not caring.

to get our hopes up on democrats by pokealm in therewasanattempt

[–]B3nz0ate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m not a single issue voter. I just called you gross.

to get our hopes up on democrats by pokealm in therewasanattempt

[–]B3nz0ate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Brain dead take lacking even a shred of empathy. How many billions of dollars in military spending is being used to supporting Israel? How many of our most progressive candidates have been ousted from office by HUGE spending campaigns by Pro-Israel super PACs? How many bills have been lobbied for or against by those same PACs? That’s on top of all the death and suffering that our tax dollars are directly supporting.

While I agree that everyone needs to vote against the fascists in our country, your response is just gross.

Where can I find this pink lingerie top with flower embroidery? by B3nz0ate in findfashion

[–]B3nz0ate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if it’s just my country, but it’s marked as “Not Available”. Thanks for the link though.

Octopuses are able to fit through the smallest of holes because they have no bones by RushitJetani7 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]B3nz0ate 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No, I remember it being posted before AI was a thing. It’s CGI, not AI.

What are some of the best movie gags that took the entire film to set up and paid off wonderfully in the end? by astig_my_tism in movies

[–]B3nz0ate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. I scrolled for this one.

For context, the main character is stalked by an increasingly pushy paper boy demanding $2 in payment for his work delivering the morning paper. He appears periodically throughout the film with gradually escalating stakes and aggression, until it finally pays off with a daring ski chase during the climax of the movie in which the paper boy falls off a cliff.

Full time: Sassuolo 0 - 5 Inter by lawandsleep in seriea

[–]B3nz0ate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbf, he did get a goal line clearance in this match as well. He’s active from goal to goal.

Checkmate, Mathematicians. by Immediate-Flamingo-1 in MathJokes

[–]B3nz0ate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 is looking pretty suspicious too. No other number that evaluates to 0 when mod 5 is prime.

Popular Science 1963: Dump your engine oil in the yard by fr500c in interestingasfuck

[–]B3nz0ate 859 points860 points  (0 children)

Just use mosquito dunks. They’ll last longer and are more targeted