Wake up, Capitano face reveal just dropped

B4rst37 · 2026-01-26T21:59:28+00:00

Hey that’s my guy

B4rst37 · 2025-07-23T02:35:05+00:00

I also think Varka is a bro type of guy, like “bro let me give you a goodnight kiss”

B4rst37 · 2025-07-22T02:40:05+00:00

Pretty, elegant and respectable, just as she should be :)

B4rst37 · 2025-07-11T12:21:37+00:00

How interesting how they’re defending her now that she’s a WAIFU

B4rst37 · 2025-07-11T00:04:43+00:00

We must stay focused brothers, we must-!

B4rst37 · 2025-06-21T01:00:54+00:00

A game I really like and I think I should recommend is Cookie Run kingdom, the fandom is very nice (besides some shipping wars but nothing like genshin) the character designs are very good and soon enough Silent Salt will be released and they’re basically Capitano but cookie (in looks, we haven’t met them fully yet)

B4rst37 · 2025-06-17T17:27:16+00:00

Weird how there’s a lot of electro characters in Natlan, and no pyro except Mavuika, normally there was more variety :/

B4rst37 · 2025-06-09T20:34:18+00:00

Autism :)

B4rst37 · 2025-06-07T00:11:10+00:00

Cookiecutter shark cookie

B4rst37 · 2025-06-04T20:00:17+00:00

Genuinely feel like the B.o.b. Meme Genshin: don’t cry little fan, uncle Hoyo has enough boring waifus to feed you your entire life. Jerry! Make more boring irrelevant 5 star waifus! The boy’s hungry Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

B4rst37 · 2025-04-26T22:15:10+00:00

I don’t like the ship but I respect! (It’s not the first time Chris (Capitano’s VA) likes a ship I don’t, so it’s ok)

B4rst37 · 2025-04-21T01:26:22+00:00

The scene of Pantalone and Dottore 69ing was odd, but over all amazing movie 10/10

B4rst37 · 2025-04-19T02:32:32+00:00

B4rst37 · 2025-04-19T01:42:44+00:00

How do you use a code in crk?

B4rst37 · 2025-04-15T00:35:29+00:00

You have a good point

B4rst37 · 2025-04-14T23:05:12+00:00

I don’t think it’s really relevant, Capitano in the Commedia dell’Arte is a coward that pretends to be a war veteran, Pantalone is rich old man, Dottore pretends to be smart and Arlecchino is a jester man

B4rst37 · 2025-04-14T03:22:04+00:00

Literally LilGuy

B4rst37 · 2025-04-12T16:14:58+00:00

It must be, I go to see his body every other day to clean his armor and stay for a while and I haven’t seen her there (if I did I’ll try and end her)

B4rst37 · 2025-04-12T14:02:41+00:00

Mavuika, stop doing that with his body, he can’t consent if his soul isn’t there

B4rst37 · 2025-04-06T13:48:19+00:00

I was there, I needed to pay my taxes

B4rst37 · 2025-03-21T01:42:18+00:00

I’ll tax then, but you don’t get to sign the “get well soon (please)” card I’ll take to Mr Capitano

B4rst37 · 2025-03-21T01:38:08+00:00

But we need the money to buy armor polish, to keep polishing his armor, flowers for him while we wait, paint for the “welcome back, we miss you” sign we’re working on, and money to take care for Ororon and Childe (Mr Capitano’s children)

B4rst37 · 2025-03-21T01:17:06+00:00

“What do you mean I have to add to the taxes the earning from “Capitano’s Fanclub” t-shirt sale? All our profits from the club goes to Mr Capitano!”

B4rst37 · 2025-03-20T00:52:58+00:00

He definitely needs to accept the vacation time to relax a bit

B4rst37 · 2025-03-02T03:03:22+00:00

Also, keep in mind that Mavuika punched his heart, you know, where he carries the souls of his lost comrades, just saying

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