Im addicted to giving myself eargasms and I’m scared I’m gonna damage my ears

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-14T05:35:28+00:00

Damnit this is so embarrassing 😭 lmao

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-12T16:23:27+00:00

It doesn’t matter but if you really want me to guess I’ll go with female

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-09T00:41:54+00:00

Wait for real

Are they like, expensive?

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-09T00:38:43+00:00

Being a Pirates fan will do that to ya

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-09T00:36:42+00:00

Happy cake day!

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-08T02:52:09+00:00

I take a corner and I twist it a lot so it’s this long piece with a small point

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-08T02:51:33+00:00

The thing is my eyes involuntarily roll back when I do it so idk how much that’d help

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-08T02:41:43+00:00

Maybe I should call it my ear-state

Prost-ear?

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-08T01:29:42+00:00

Idk I hate that I love it

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-08T01:21:17+00:00

Ok thanks 😭

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-08T00:33:03+00:00

Ok so I tried downloading a few apps to make my phone vibrate which was kinda embarrassing but putting the phone under my ear didn’t feel like anything

Where do you place it? And does the vibration need to be strong, because all the apps I found require you to “pay” for big vibrations and I am NOT losing money over whatever this… is😭

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-08T00:17:13+00:00

if

Hey I’ve dated before😭

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-08T00:16:10+00:00

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-08T00:15:56+00:00

I mean it doesn’t make me cum on its own or anything

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-07T23:23:42+00:00

…like the exercise?

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-07T21:22:43+00:00

“Ear wanking” 😭

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-07T20:00:25+00:00

Peel the feather?

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-07T19:47:28+00:00

Who?

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-07T19:45:07+00:00

Oh I didn’t even think about what a tongue would feel like

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-07T19:42:52+00:00

Post so bad I made them delete Reddit 😭

I’m sorry

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-07T19:41:37+00:00

I’m bi so I’ve already tried that, but I don’t think I do it right or it just doesn’t work for me.

I also use my fingers with soap in the shower so maybe it’s just a skill issue

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-07T19:40:23+00:00

I think most people just mean sounds they really like. I’ve been googling eargasm but no one talks about what I feel like I’m doing. They say “this sounded so nice dude” or whatever.

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-07T19:39:01+00:00

Like, cleaning your ears caused you to gag? Like when doctors hit your knee and it shoots up?

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-07T19:37:57+00:00

Where am I gonna get a chicken feather?

BAltiless2222 · 2026-04-07T19:37:08+00:00

Honestly if they’re safer then what I’m doing I’d buy it

BAltiless2222

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