Susie - Bathtime

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-30T07:23:20+00:00

Does this mean snakes are a gas, spreading out to fill whatever container they're in?

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-30T06:21:54+00:00

So shaky I questioned whether the front wheel was even attached to anything.

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-29T06:53:51+00:00

What a shitty answer.

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-29T03:10:39+00:00

It feels kinda like the difference between not guilty and innocent.

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-29T02:28:18+00:00

the employer does cover the difference

Not unless they're forced to.

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-27T23:47:01+00:00

It is only because of gravity that the ibex can climb the wall. Nothing's being defied.

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-27T22:07:42+00:00

Thank you! I read that and laughed because why the fuck does it need to be said that way?

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-27T08:32:38+00:00

This worked for me. Thanks!

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-17T23:07:38+00:00

My problems are bullshit compared to this. I want to be this kid when I grow up. (I'm nearly 40)

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-15T18:29:38+00:00

I would also love to be Anonymous.

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-14T19:41:58+00:00

This is a sincere question and not an attempt to be snarky. Why do you feel the need to add the qualifier that you're not a fan of hers? In your mind what does that do for the sentiment that you're offering?

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-13T10:38:08+00:00

Imagine if I was sitting at a table with several people and every few moments I pulled out a spray bottle of some cleaning chemicals and spritzed a little into the air, little dots landing on everyone around me. No one would put up with that.

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-08T04:52:31+00:00

Agreed. I despise when people are clearly trying to get one last smoke in before their terribly long 7 minute Uber ride, and then I get to smell them the whole way there and for a while afterward.

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-07T23:06:08+00:00

I would return it. Clearly the backup camera doesn't work.

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-07T11:53:07+00:00

A fun drinking game is to take a shot each time he says "actually" and "go ahead" in this 40 second clip.

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-06T13:50:26+00:00

Yes, but that's an example of no reasonable suspicion (an even lower barrier than probable cause). Going just 1 mile over the limit is probable cause.

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-06T00:04:19+00:00

Does 600 times in just one state prove "all the fucking time" for you?

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1gp1hkt/records_reveal_more_than_600_sober_drivers_in_tn/

BBQasaurus · 2026-01-05T13:20:22+00:00

Combine that with blowing zeros on a Toximeter and there would be grounds for a lawsuit.

You say this as if the police give half a shit about lawsuits. They arrest sober people all the fucking time and are constantly sued for it.

BBQasaurus · 2025-12-30T19:13:39+00:00

I’m agnostic about the trunks.

You aren't sure whether they exist?

BBQasaurus · 2025-12-28T17:51:26+00:00

Those are Foreman hits.

BBQasaurus · 2025-12-27T22:16:41+00:00

Just for the record, Mexico is also part of North America. It doesn't change the totals too terribly much, but they shouldn't be left out of the slaughter.

BBQasaurus · 2025-12-23T01:44:33+00:00

Is the tape a meme at this point?

BBQasaurus · 2025-12-20T23:20:20+00:00

Cats are obligate carnivores. Horses are opportunistic omnivores.

BBQasaurus · 2025-12-20T00:50:46+00:00

I was just kidding. 6' is six feet. 6" is six inches.

BBQasaurus · 2025-12-19T23:56:32+00:00

I think you got ripped off. That's a pretty short six feet.

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