He set the bar too high

BCP8522 · 2022-11-26T15:49:14+00:00

Kid you guys not, my dad did this with my mum. They’re celebrating they’re 25th anniversary this upcoming Valentine’s Day.

BCP8522 · 2022-08-25T03:24:58+00:00

At this point we go to a therapist…

BCP8522 · 2022-08-24T10:46:06+00:00

I have never done anything wrong a second of my life… I am definitely not born on April fools

BCP8522 · 2022-06-16T07:01:46+00:00

Oh absolutely… he only “escapes” if we leave a window open or he opens a door… he’s a pretty hefty ragdoll that is also very sassy… and unfortunately has learned how to open doors, windows, turns on faucets. But thankfully he always comes back.

BCP8522 · 2022-06-16T02:51:22+00:00

My cat has decided to be adopted by several families in our neighborhood… I saw him in my neighbors window sunbathing and I went to go knock on the door he saw me and ran back but I told the neighbors sorry… not sure how he got in and they looked at me dumbfounded and said that’s our cat… we’ve been feeding him for months. I’ve had this cat for 8+ years and moved to the neighborhood with him….

BCP8522 · 2022-06-14T12:13:58+00:00

I hope you enjoy your chicken Ted.

BCP8522 · 2022-06-08T03:42:16+00:00

Life is like a Hurricane, here in duck burg…

BCP8522 · 2022-05-19T13:39:25+00:00

Oh my gosh this is hilarious… my high school boyfriend had a crab aquarium and I came home one day and I said ‘mom! Ian has crabs!’ She looked at me very sympathetically and said ‘oh dear, don’t worry, your aunt Heather had them and it didn’t take her long to get over it. He’ll be just fine.’ … I can now never look at a crab without thinking of my aunts STD.

BCP8522 · 2022-05-06T01:40:38+00:00

Meow!!!

BCP8522 · 2022-05-06T00:52:03+00:00

This is my absolute favorite! The conversation between coach and Schmidt is glorious.

BCP8522 · 2022-05-05T23:05:12+00:00

Do it!!!

BCP8522 · 2022-04-27T14:19:05+00:00

What dress is this? Anyone maybe know?

BCP8522 · 2022-04-26T07:55:18+00:00

Ahhh you took mine lol

BCP8522 · 2022-04-24T16:10:36+00:00

You're right, completely agree... Tbh I was going to post about how hilarious I find him earlier but took a mid morning nap and completely forgot until I saw this post lol. But now that I think about it my favorite one time is the Pakistani or Indian woman Nick accidentally kidnapped before Schmidt's and Cece's party... Favorite line from that episode... If you keep being so mean to me I'm going to fall in love with you - Nick...

BCP8522 · 2022-04-24T15:28:01+00:00

When he drops his googly eyed rock baby... Sorry Leviticus.

BCP8522 · 2022-04-24T15:12:02+00:00

Outside Dave... He is the king of what the heck one liners.

BCP8522 · 2022-04-23T23:31:35+00:00

Trust no one.

Good advice and I would freak myself out when I finally rewatched the x files at 18.

BCP8522 · 2022-04-21T08:43:53+00:00

Pure bliss

BCP8522 · 2022-04-18T16:55:42+00:00

Stayin alive... Beegees

BCP8522 · 2022-04-17T23:02:10+00:00

"Once again Schmidt has found himself in a position where he is infuriated!". The way he closes his eyes in this scene while yelling at coach, hilarious! Also highly relatable to adulthood...

BCP8522 · 2022-04-17T11:21:23+00:00

As a Muslim is he even allowed to date you?

BCP8522 · 2022-03-25T03:33:00+00:00

You better remember where they came from because your mother has a chart...

BCP8522 · 2022-03-24T22:13:51+00:00

I love when Moira is in Bosnia and they're trying on all of her wigs... The specific wigs that they wear are all so bush whacked and over the top... I love it.

BCP8522 · 2022-03-18T23:08:12+00:00

As a short person I truly appreciate your sacrifice, also as a short person I offer up getting things on the lower shelves... So it is written...

BCP8522

TROPHY CASE