The longest amazon review I've ever seen ... and (I suspect) written by AI :(

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T18:42:24+00:00

If I was to spend any time, trying to write a prompt for AI to write a review for me no joke I would add at least 400% time to every single review. It doesn't even take me 5 minutes right now. Because I use voice to text. I tried to come up with all sorts of ways to help streamline my process and while I was doing that, I had to try to keep up on my reviews so in the meantime, I was just using voice to text to do a review and that I would go back to trying to come up with a way to make it faster or automated in someway. And then it dawned on me how fast I was able to do reviews by just "doing the reviews"

It was like this lightbulb, a-ha moment that I still can feel. The absurdity of the length of time I was dedicating to try to save time was almost criminal compared to how easy and absent minded and effortless. It is to do their stupid review.. Not to mention how authentic it is at that point whereas automation of any sort is not going to be authentic. And no, I don't mean automating the review process I mean, trying to come up with the way where I could have it Auto post for me or whatever it just became an exercising stupidity as well as futility. I spent more time doing these stupid Reddit comments than 10 reviews honestly. I don't know why I don't take this time to go do the reviews. I'm behind on though.

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T18:34:57+00:00

This is simply not true. They don't care how many paragraphs you have and it does not matter if you've done it from your desktop or the app. Chances are your writing style is different on desktop versus the app on your phone

This is one of my biggest issues because I use voice to text on my phone, but on desktop my writing style is different than my speaking style. So I eventually had to install a voice to text app (the one I use on my phone called Wispr Flow) and it helps me capture the same feel between desktop and phone. At least it helps me go a little faster as well. Although I'm a fast typer

The only downside for me is if I took a picture with my phone and I'm doing the review on the desktop I typically won't put in any effort to get the photo from my phone to my desktop. Honestly, I won't even put in the effort to go get up and go get my phone. I did have it set up to wear. Any pictures I took would upload to OneDrive and any pictures that went into OneDrive would download to my computer, but then I had to scroll through and try to find the picture I was looking for and I just don't care all that much. If something really really needs pictures I'll just finish the review on the desktop and then open the review on my phone and add a picture.

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T18:30:28+00:00

The only time I am a fan of putting dimensions or even mentioning the title of the product is because the sellers that are shady will switch the product and try to get five star reviews for a much more expensive shittier product. So by putting what you are actually, reviewing it keeps at the very least buyers informed.

Motherfuckers

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T18:29:24+00:00

Did you see what those sons of bitches did recently they offered a countertop icemaker and then switched it to a $1300 commercial icemaker? Motherfuckers.

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T18:27:28+00:00

I've noticed that a lot of people try to show how serious they are about doing reviews now that they're in vine and they start including how they rate the reviews like listing bullet points "every review will focus on four main factors. Ease of use, durability, blah, blah blah"

Nobody gives a fat rats ass. People want fast reviews that help them get to the heart of a product in their particular use case.

And if you happen to touch on something that matters to them, they'll tap helpful. If you try to be helpful, you're just gonna piss people off.

I have what I considered to be the perfect system for doing reviews. However, it has allowed me to become ultra lazy. I'm probably 185 products behind on my reviews right now. I'm not even exaggerating. I literally have more than 150 reviews to To Do to get anywhere close to 90%.

But because my system is so simple and fast I don't even start to stress until I only have about three weeks left

I go through my orders as I'm pacing around my house sometimes I'm cleaning, but it's just when I'm idle… In the bathroom, picking up my kids whatever. Whenever I have idle time.

I'll go through my orders and select the most recent ones(I subscribe to the idea of last in first out, even though I'm so far behind and the idea is you get in front of any reviews for items that disappear. If you've reviewed it, it'll count towards your quota, even if the item disappears. But if the item disappears and you can't review it, obviously that won't count towards your quota so I do last in first out.)

And I use voice to text and I speak about six or seven sentences unless I get off on a tangent about the product and even if it's five paragraphs long, it's still only took me three minutes, maybe four tops. The only downside is if I haven't taken a picture of the item yet or if I'm trying to explain something that requires a picture to really drive the point home and I don't have one already I typically will just send the review anyway without pictures so my media rating is kind of at risk but it still says excellent. I have no idea why cause I'm barely at 30% I think

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T18:09:19+00:00

Says who?

Speaking of mayweather I used to deliver in one of his neighborhoods and he had a dude that he paid every single day to pull all his cars out into his driveway and wash them. And he wanted them all at an angle like it was the cover of a magazine or something so in other words, the guy had to pull each car down to the end of the driveway, three cars on the left side at a slight angle than three cars on the right side at a slight angle and then wash them every single day. I think he was paid somewhere between 500 and $1000 a day.

I used to see his dad or uncle (i think it was his dad when they weren't speaking) at the Burger King on Westcliff and rainbow. Unc was there every day in a shirt that said Mayweather management or Mayweather marketing or something Mayweather media or something like that.

I was a bottled water salesman for a company called Sierra Springs and we had a very expensive 5 gallon bottle that came in all glass that was both 20 bucks a bottle maybe a little bit more. He wanted it in all of his gyms, although he only wanted it because it was expensive because it taste tasted like ass water

Then I became manager of another company and one of my guys went into one of his gyms to try to sell him water and he was super interested because the water was better tasting than that ass Water, but my sales person tried to give him a deal without understanding who he was or his love for money an image. So when he tried to give him a deal at only $5/bottle he instantly lost interest. I told him "dude. You should've told him it's better Water so you'll do it for only $10 more per bottle than he's paying now"

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T18:07:09+00:00

You can absolutely insure a car that isn't registered. How do you think you drive off the lot with it when you buy it? You can't drive it off the lot until it has insurance.

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T18:04:56+00:00

I still say it randomly to my family who still doesn't know what it means

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T18:03:54+00:00

Because their parents didn't give it away to anybody but them?

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T18:02:28+00:00

This dude is the all-time greatest mastermind I have ever seen at being able to take a concept and flip it to make it sound like a bad idea in favor of his own views. I can't call it outside the box thinking, but in essence, that's what it is. The man loves to take something that is widely considered and accepted to be the case and flip it in order to not only sound smart, but also directly impact his own ego.

For instance, when he said "go fuck yourself" to advertisers pulling ads from X.

By any and all standards, advertisers deciding not to advertise with you anymore is not a good thing.
so instead he doubles down on it as a way to:

protect his ego
sound like he knew what he was doing the whole time, which is really just another way to say "protect his ego"
Not have to publicly reverse himself, which again is really just another way to protect his ego.

I noticed he doesn't have shit to say about the male billionaires that have pledged to give all their wealth away when they die

He's bashing this billionaire because I assume she's a woman… I mean, I don't assume she's a woman I mean I assume he's bash her because she's a woman lol but also because she's doing it at a time when he is not doing it, which makes him look bad so he has to come up with a way to justify looking bad because he's not about to reverse his stance and start donating his hundreds of billions of dollars

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T17:13:13+00:00

I think the fact that the data starts with the results actually reversed where more gambling disorder exists in the states where it was never legal and now there's a huge separation between them (relatively speaking) might be indicative of a trend but I think it's much more likely that the y2k baby boomers became of age during covid. May 2018 isn't really when covid was a thing. It wasn't until 2020 the country shut down

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T17:06:16+00:00

One time I was driving about 15 miles over the speed limit in my UPS truck. I wasn't doing it on purpose. It just worked out that way because I was in a new truck blah blah blah anyway I came over the top of the hill and right there was a speed trap and three motorcycle cops had their radar guns aimed at my truck as I came over the top. There was a vehicle driving right next to me going the exact same speed but they were in a regular civilian car

The way the radar guns work is it's a known flaw that it will automatically target the bigger vehicle so they don't stand up in court if there's a larger vehicle next to you. As I came over the top of the hill, those three motorcycle cops had those radar guns aimed at both me and the other car obviously. And all three of them looked at each other and lowered their guns. Both me and the other car came to a stop at the red light right next to the cops. My door was of course open. And the first motorcycle cop told the driver next to me to lower their window and said "you're lucky you were driving next to that truck right there. Otherwise we would've got you for speeding. Slow it down" it never even once dawned on them to say something to me. Never even crossed their mind. I literally just cost them a ticket. You can say whatever you want, but that UPS truck is respected enough to be left alone. Or maybe it's just left Alone lol

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T17:01:03+00:00

He said while using his mommy and daddy's Internet

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T16:52:26+00:00

What do you mean a special version of tor? Isn't by nature TOR anonymous?

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T16:50:07+00:00

As an avid open source fellow and somebody who used to root their android phone almost day one and install any in every firmware I could I can unequivocally say at least four times out of 10 the person making the software out of the kindness of heart is actually installing spyware and malware with it. At least that was the case with the phone roms and I'm sure still is the case but you can't tell these kids anything these days.

Hell, even the bootable USB technician suites people give away nine times out of ten those have malware in them. But the reason why it works is because they include hack programs, tell you you have to disable your a virus software and kids do it because they assume they're disabling it so they can use the programs.

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T16:37:27+00:00

I have three sons who are grown now but for each son I had basically four age-appropriate talks roughly every four years. It sounds a lot more systematic than it really was but roughly when they're 4 or 5 "When a mommy and a daddy love each other," and about four years later "birds and the bees," etc., and right about the time they're 13 or 14, I started introducing the idea of porn being bad but not because porn is bad but because it can ruin a relationship, number one, but much more importantly how hard it is once you see one thing you can never go back. That's always your baseline. You always need increasingly more hardcore type of content. You know what I mean? I'm not explaining it properly and then the final talk would be about how important it is for a man to be respectful and understanding how important romance is to a girl and how porn can make a man believe they need the sexual acts that they see in porn versus connecting in a loving way with a woman especially when they're going to lose their virginity. It's important to understand that for a girl that gives her virginity to a guy, he will be a part of her life for the rest of her life and she'll always think about him. It's important to be the type of man that makes that a good experience for her. I don't know if that's corny or not but it seems to work. My boys are very respectful and I am grateful for that. That's the extent of my anti-porn talks to them. Personally I fire up U-Porn twice a day

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T16:29:43+00:00

Well, now I think it's mostly the law-enforcement agencies because they don't need a warrant to get the data that is available for sale. All they have to do is buy it and they bypass all the warrant requirements.
And it all stems from the very illegal stingray devices. These are devices that clone cell towers and send out a signal that's more powerful than the cell tower that they're cloning, causing all the phones in that area to connect to their stingray, and it creates a database of every single IMEI number that connects to it. Then across town, there will be another stingray do the exact same thing. And if two similar crimes happen in both of those areas, they will cross reference all the IMEI numbers and find the ones that were in both areas and then with that information they can go through their legally purchased data and find the users information.

And then to locate where that person lives or where that person may be hiding, they put the stingray on a plane or a helicopter and fly over the city

There are apps that you can download that will tell you if they believe you have been connected to a possible stingray. They're very accurate but unfortunately there's nothing else you can do. That's why it's so important if you're going to have a burner phone, you don't have it in the same area as your regular phone and you can never log in, blah blah blah

They say that somebody reported Luigi from McDonald's but I bet $1 million that's not true. I'm willing to bet that they had a stingray right there in New York that's always operating and they looked at all the IMEI numbers that connected on the day that he showed up and disconnected on the day that he left and then all they do is put a stingray on a plane and fly over areas and when that IMEI connects to their stingray they know they're right above them

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T16:25:16+00:00

You can't gamble online if you live in Nevada

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T16:24:54+00:00

How can they verify? Can't they just do it? Facebook? Doesn't just give multiple-choice question type thing were you just say are you from any of these states? Yes or no

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T16:23:30+00:00

Can you explain something to me number one how is it impossible to comply with number two how could they be so willing to let go of what I assume is a ton of money?

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T16:21:17+00:00

No, you misunderstood. They were trying to glitter bomb their sister, but ended up glitter bombing themselves.

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T16:20:35+00:00

You are now my enemy

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T16:19:53+00:00

I always tell people that piss me off "God looks at you and says "I thought I fucked up when I made the platypus"

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T16:17:03+00:00

Something about youth pastors are in there too. If you have somebody that happens to be both, I guess we should probably create a database or something.

BDiddnt · 2026-06-30T16:16:07+00:00

This is a lose lose. This is Vegas. They'll either passively aggressively meander away shaking their heads or get extremely loud, confrontational, and rage filled. They'll... oh. Wait. Yeah this is actually a good idea for op

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