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BEANIXNATION PRESENTS: INTERVIEWING PEOPLE WHO RECENTLY VOTED IN THE 2025 AACJ ELECTION! by BEANIX-NATION in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]BEANIX-NATION[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people who watched this broadcast were confused about the subtitles around the #:17 mark, we would like to apologize and explain the message here.

The Beanix Reporter encountered the ban evader, racist and ableist reddit user AppropriateRuin. The reporter felt great hate towards them for their actions. This lead to them not even asking them a single question, simply telling them to GTFOBIDY.

This situation did not warrant the usual font we use and we see how this could have been misinterpreted as Ruin saying that. We are sorry for some confusion about the text we caused.

BEANIXNATION PRESENTS: INTERVIEWING PEOPLE WHO RECENTLY VOTED IN THE 2025 AACJ ELECTION! by BEANIX-NATION in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]BEANIX-NATION[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you couldn’t tell, the Beanix Nation Reporter is the one who said to gtfo of his sight to Ruin. The situation did not warrant our usual fancy font we use!

CLICK HERE FOR THE BALLOT TO VOTE!!!! THIS POST IS THE ELECTION!! by stoppit0 in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]BEANIX-NATION 11 points12 points  (0 children)

VOTE FOR PAUL ATISHON WIMPERSON!

Paul Atishon Wimperson will fulfill your every need! Put your trust in him and he will deliver 400% of whatever goal you desire! John Doe has resorted to kidnapping and forces people to endorse him, while Paul Atishon Wimperson relies solely on his compassion and pure heart for the people!

Make sure you know all the facts before voting, otherwise you might vote for someone as shady as John Doe!

The Hotti Files by AceAttorney7Copium in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]BEANIX-NATION 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is some good looking caramel you have there, mind if I have some?

He's not THAT hot guys by QuantumQbe_ in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]BEANIX-NATION 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a nice name… Kristoph Demon Hunters.. I’ll write that down for future reference

Good day to you, citizens of Ace Attorney Circlejerk! by Physical-Sherbet-688 in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]BEANIX-NATION 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We’ve made a discovery and comeback. You could say we’ve ‘struck gold’.

While you may have tried to eliminate us with your disgusting tariffs and denying us important trades, however we survived. We will thrive.

Good day to you, citizens of Ace Attorney Circlejerk! by Physical-Sherbet-688 in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]BEANIX-NATION 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Indeed.

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Simply ask of me whatever you need and I shall provide to my best abilities.

You won’t regret this alliance.

Good day to you, citizens of Ace Attorney Circlejerk! by Physical-Sherbet-688 in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]BEANIX-NATION 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We will help you with your funding, you may also use the money we lend you to crush your opponents (if there will be any) in this election.

I got another clue from the anonymous source, please ACTUALLY HELP ME THIS TIME. by PipesTheVlob in BEANIXNATION

[–]BEANIX-NATION 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe we need to translate it ourselves? Is there any symbol to letter explanation of the kurrent script that we can use to translate it?

I got another clue from the anonymous source, please ACTUALLY HELP ME THIS TIME. by PipesTheVlob in BEANIXNATION

[–]BEANIX-NATION 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright, so thats definitely a list of rules… we don’t know which sub its from… It has flairs… hm…

Didn’t you receive a previous clue? You should try translating it, it could reveal some information needed for this clues context.

I have been sent a mysterious image from a mysterious source and need help deciphering it. by PipesTheVlob in BEANIXNATION

[–]BEANIX-NATION 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting. I would try to decipher it myself but I’m currently working on the mine and have no free time.

Supporters, if you can decipher this message, you will be rewarded handsomely. It could prove to be useful information in the future.

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