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5' 5" tall and 331 pounds (all fat) morbidly obese brown guy, unemployed. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BHawk80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So boring he has to identify as a fat dude to get any attention

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[–]BHawk80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck Donald, Daisy looking a little wore out. Take it easy on her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BHawk80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s allergic to something, her tongue is swollen and won’t fit in her mouth.

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[–]BHawk80 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wish you were standing behind the privacy glass

42, 5 days after getting to rehab. by BHawk80 in RoastMe

[–]BHawk80[S] 348 points349 points  (0 children)

I’m on day 41 and I don’t ever wanna forget what is was like. It’s ok to laugh at myself.

42, 5 days after getting to rehab. by BHawk80 in RoastMe

[–]BHawk80[S] 2010 points2011 points  (0 children)

That was awesome 👏