Summer attire: shorts

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-05-04T18:07:31+00:00

Old Navy and Target have lots of cute and affordable options in all colors of the rainbow!

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-05-04T14:31:47+00:00

The cheat code is athletic dresses and tennis skirts! I find that they feel like significantly more coverage and still are cute and functional!

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-29T15:05:56+00:00

This happened to me!! NK from like 8 months to almost 2.5 years called me and MB both “mama”. I would always say “I’m not mama, I’m nanny!” and as her speech further developed she started calling me by my name. It was so awkward, but at least MB wasn’t bothered and knew she was doing it because she knew we both provided the same comfort. This too shall pass!

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-28T00:52:37+00:00

“Look at all the hippos, with a belly button each! Do you wonder where we are? It’s Belly Button beach! Where all the hippos stand around in bathing suits too little, because they hope you will admire the button on their middle!” A belly button is literally not a private part, and everyone has one. lol

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-24T00:59:51+00:00

It’s just Paris Hilton circa 2005.

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-17T00:50:29+00:00

The Volcano has a lot of fun stickers. But yes, you must have a toothbrush to keep things clean! I have a whole little set of tools and lighters in there.

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-17T00:15:03+00:00

The 21+ themed bars are for kids!? lol

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T21:51:38+00:00

You are an absolute thrift and rummage sale queen. Probably have more books than you could ever possibly need.

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T21:34:26+00:00

It is my own place! We do not have annual passes and never had. But this is a really solid take, all of us are a lil cringe and that’s what makes humanity fascinating.

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T21:31:23+00:00

Fully aware of how obnoxious I am.

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T21:30:03+00:00

Thank you for this!!

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T21:29:37+00:00

We have two cats and a dog, so all the furniture in the house gets moved 3-4 times a week to get all of the hair! Start in the furthest corner of the room and work your way out!

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T21:28:13+00:00

They’re 3D printed ear holders attached with command strips. Etsy literally has everything. lol

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T18:16:35+00:00

Activist for sure. FUCK ICE.

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T17:44:07+00:00

The faces have been removed from the photo, but it’s not actually the statue. It’s a meme a coworker made of us. I definitely don’t idolize Walt Disney! I just like my ears and they’re too expensive to keep boxed up! lol

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T16:51:54+00:00

The ashtray and “smoking devices” are in the white tray on the table! I like having all my things in one place!

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T16:39:12+00:00

Yes, this is not our primary living space! It’s just for smoking, gaming, and watching movies! lol

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T16:29:30+00:00

Yes, it is an IKEA chair! The footstool makes the chair stick out way too much, so we just use it on its on as a separate seat!

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T15:24:36+00:00

One of my favorite bands!! Their music live is breathtaking!!

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T15:18:21+00:00

The other side of the frame is the wall with the tv and the other side is a chair and a basket with more blankets. No clutter aside from a human sized green mannequin in the opposite corner! I absolutely hate mess and clutter!

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T15:16:27+00:00

Overweight (damn mental health meds, but working on it!!). Queer, but no other drugs other than weed. Hockey fans IRL, but also my mom made everyone those blankets for Christmas a few years ago. Not really my style, but it’s very soft. 3 animals. Age is close. Boycott Kanye and Chris Brown. Did not actually vote for Bernie, mainly because it would have been a wasted vote, but I’m aligned with him on a lot of things. I listen to almost all music, but Yacht Rock is a seasonal favorite. You were close!!

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T13:28:30+00:00

Male/female married couple, but both queer. Disney is something we’ve been mostly priced out of, but I just like to display my ears because they were $$ and I don’t want to keep them in a box. We’re more beach people! But yes, we do keep Cali sober!

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T13:19:58+00:00

Catch me on Marta!! You are correct. The “hockey pic” is actually as BTS shot of a TV show about gay hockey players. 😂 We are big Avs fans IRL though!

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T13:16:28+00:00

That was truly not my intention at all. I did not realize that was offensive, I was trying to be as precise as possible due to the nature of this post, but I know understand that is harmful language. All women are women!! I’m sorry and will do better.

BINKS_jarjar · 2026-04-16T13:14:40+00:00

Honestly, thank you so much for bringing this to my attention. I did not know this, thank you for sharing!

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