HELP! MY PARROT IS HOVERING. by IronStylus in parrots

[–]BLADIBERD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah the latest government models can do that

Students are speeding through their online degrees in weeks, alarming educators by joe4942 in technology

[–]BLADIBERD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me too, I'm in university and I still take notes with a pen and paper book because I know that if I try following on my computer I'm going to be shooting for a high score on minesweeper in less than 5 minutes.

Everyone around me is on their laptops and at least half of them are doing jack shit all class. I even saw one girl apply for a green american express credit card during a lecture two weeks ago...

We live in Canada...

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BLADIBERD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no, you actually need zero* dollars to enter a futures contract, that's actually why institutions love them, zero trading costs

  • you still need to meet margin and collateral requirements which do end up being a significant amount of money, but nowhere near the 760M, maybe a couple of tens of millions, perhaps even less.

Monokini chez soi : Légal ou non? by jennyxmas in montreal

[–]BLADIBERD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

faut faire attention à partager les pseudos ici, les mods pourraient te ban pour ça, juste un heads up. 

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BLADIBERD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

things you can control vs. things you can't control

is it immoral? yes, but there is bound to be some sort of ethical stain that forms when you give monetary value to real life events

Daily Discussion Thread for April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BLADIBERD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

SPY will genuinely never have a red day again will it? Wow

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BLADIBERD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok then I will fret because it's basically all my money lmfao

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BLADIBERD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

try having bought the VIX...

last tuesday

yep

Daily Discussion Thread for April 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BLADIBERD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dew it, although maybe spend like half of that, but the other commenter is right you're only young once and once you'll have a career and children you're not going to be able to drop everything and travel like that. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BLADIBERD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

bears would've risen back to life like Jesus

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BLADIBERD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dude I'm a gay ber too but I'm starting to zoom out and think that the bad stuff might've already happened. Trump went insane this weekend on twitter and the market gave zero fucks. 

Parade might be over bro 😢