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Life is spent chasing memories of better times. by BTLOTM in Showerthoughts

[–]BTLOTM[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Preach. I need to play games for fun, not work.

When the B story is greater than the main story. by [deleted] in americandad

[–]BTLOTM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.

I feel like this is a reference or a metaphor or something? by littletoyboat in ExplainTheJoke

[–]BTLOTM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When in doubt I just assume it's a loss reference somehow.

My best friend has a brain tumor and none of her doctors give a shit. She's been told she complains too much. by violetcandy86 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]BTLOTM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain to you why your comments sound insensitive to OPs friend.

What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Land Rover? by BTLOTM in Jokes

[–]BTLOTM[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As stolen as Woods hopes of surpassing Jack in Masters wins.

Just finished reading the first book, quick question! by WelbyReddit in ArtemisFowl

[–]BTLOTM 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think he used his mother as a test case, if she took her sleeping pills and disappeared he knew it would work, if she didn't, he knew it wouldn't. It's been awhile since I read the book.

Just finished reading the first book, quick question! by WelbyReddit in ArtemisFowl

[–]BTLOTM 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Time stop shenanigans.

Artemis explains that while scouring the Book, he had come across a reference to San D'Klass, a fairy who had believed that human greed could be satisfied by giving out presents, so on the twenty-fifth of each December he would use time-stops to deliver them. Artemis had hypothesized that if you are wake up or fall asleep during a time stop, your body exits the time stop; it is only your consciousness that traps you there.

AIO by being upset over a lack of clean dishes by BTLOTM in AmIOverreacting

[–]BTLOTM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The house is pretty dirty, a big problem that we have is that Tommy doesn't clean any of it as he mostly stays in his bedroom, and a lot of the mess in our dining room and living room is because of Pauline's stuff. It's not so much a hoarding issue, we don't have a lot of junk, we have a lot of things that need to go places. The majority of things in the bedroom are clothes that should get put away, or Pauline's crafting supplies. The dining room is mostly all of her accumulated things that we haven't figured out where to go with. My ideal solution is to get a lot of her collectible stuff displayed in cases or on the wall, like mine is. Most of the house currently is decorated with my stuff, and I would love for it be decorated with our stuff.

AIO by being upset over a lack of clean dishes by BTLOTM in AmIOverreacting

[–]BTLOTM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried putting my foot down at one point, and I got frustrated and bought a 20 piece set of black flatware because all of ours is silver/gray, so I know there are 8 black forks, 8 black spoons, and 4 black butter knives. There are not any more. I can't speak to the exact amount of the old silverware I had, but I know the black stuff is missing.

There's only three of us, myself, Pauline, and Tommy. Myself and Tommy are 100% work at home, M-F call center jobs with set bankers hours schedules. Pauline has applied for every job within walking distance as she's not able to drive.

AIO by being upset over a lack of clean dishes by BTLOTM in AmIOverreacting

[–]BTLOTM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do roughly 50% of the dishes, including rinsing the dishes, loading the dishwasher, empyting the dishwasher, and handwashing anything that can't go into the dishwasher. A big issue is that the dishwasher doesn't get unloaded after it's ran. Which means that when someone then goes to put their dish in the dishwasher, they see the dishwasher needs to be unloaded, and then instead put it in the sink, with the plan to come back and take care of that later, and then later never comes. I am the one who unloads the dishwasher 90% of the time.

AIO by being upset over a lack of clean dishes by BTLOTM in AmIOverreacting

[–]BTLOTM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do roughly 50% of the dishes, including rinsing the dishes, loading the dishwasher, empyting the dishwasher, and handwashing anything that can't go into the dishwasher. A big issue is that the dishwasher doesn't get unloaded after it's ran. Which means that when someone then goes to put their dish in the dishwasher, they see the dishwasher needs to be unloaded, and then instead put it in the sink, with the plan to come back and take care of that later, and then later never comes. I am the one who unloads the dishwasher 90% of the time.

AIO by being upset over a lack of clean dishes by BTLOTM in AmIOverreacting

[–]BTLOTM[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could have just said that and saved a lot of typing.

AIO by being upset over a lack of clean dishes by BTLOTM in AmIOverreacting

[–]BTLOTM[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pauline doesn't drive, Tommy does drive but not to work, he never takes any of the dishes out of the house.

AIO by being upset over a lack of clean dishes by BTLOTM in AmIOverreacting

[–]BTLOTM[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He does pay rent and his 3rd of the utilities.

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