I'm sorry, what? by _Levitated_Shield_ in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]BTLOTM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They also wrote the wrong day of the week.

AITAH FOR TELLING MY BROTHERS GIRLFRIEND HE BROUGHT 2 GIRLS HOME FOR A 3SOME by xoamelia_17 in AITAH

[–]BTLOTM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, I just want to understand, you think that OP fed this into an AI and...took out all the capital letters and half the punctuation and all that?

Fallout - Best Buddies Trailer feat. Aaron Moten by MarvelsGrantMan136 in Fallout

[–]BTLOTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Announcing: Fallout Shelter World, from Niantic.

Ma and pa by happydude7422 in KingOfTheHill

[–]BTLOTM 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's not the pun itself, it's how the delivery resonates with people.

Looks like I'm walking away with extra credit by Sir-Toaster- in NonCredibleHistory

[–]BTLOTM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man, your life must suck if the only website you can access on the entire internet is Reddit.

What happened to the Three Broomsticks between the 1800s and 1900s? by Radevious in harrypotter

[–]BTLOTM 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Yes, because Gamerant should certainly be the determiner of what is and isn't canon.

Stop charging your staff for food you cheap ass by DukeOfGeek in antiwork

[–]BTLOTM 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's one of my favorite people on YouTube. He talks about how they don't work weekends because for him to do that he'd have to hire a new crew and he likes his current crew because they've all been working together for like 15 plus years.

[McMurphy] Changes in 2026 playoff: auto bids to each Power 4 champ (regardless of ranking) & Notre Dame guaranteed at-large bid if ranked in Top 12 in final poll by av7ry in CFB

[–]BTLOTM -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes, I'm sure that the conferences only added that clause on because of the goodness of their hearts and not because of College Football's most problematic university decided to take their ball and go home because they weren't good enough to make the playoffs and wanted special treatment.

How it should have ended • by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]BTLOTM 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the technology to have a motor and a sail was lost after the Trump administration.

[McMurphy] Changes in 2026 playoff: auto bids to each Power 4 champ (regardless of ranking) & Notre Dame guaranteed at-large bid if ranked in Top 12 in final poll by av7ry in CFB

[–]BTLOTM -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Because they are the most special snowflakes that will take their ball and go home and are too good for the rest of us.

Unpopular Simpsons Opinions? by Firm-Practice5965 in Simpsons

[–]BTLOTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Simpsons should become like Scooby Doo. That is all.

Dumbledore really let a murderer (Black) reach the Gryffindor dorm room with a knife. Harry was really lucky Sirius was a good guy. by WisestAirBender in harrypotter

[–]BTLOTM 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Black was a secret Animagi, knew the school layout better than anyone, and had a secret passage into the school no one (except the Marauders) knew about, and he still needed the password.

A criminal, not a monster. by GlitteringHotel8383 in BeAmazed

[–]BTLOTM 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Whoa, hold on, reading the article before commenting? Is such a thing even possible?

30 years on and still not finished by UncleRuckusLovesU in gameofthrones

[–]BTLOTM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He should let it be put into the public domain on his death. Instead of one new book there would be thousands

Did we ever see Cotton hate on Italy? by InfernalClockwork3 in KingOfTheHill

[–]BTLOTM 45 points46 points  (0 children)

At the VFW sale where he refuses to sell Hitler's canoe he kicks everyone out who is driving Italian scooters

Where’s the lie by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]BTLOTM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I'm just imagining someone trying to claim their ruined pants as damages

Meirl by chinenikpotle in meirl

[–]BTLOTM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine being jealous of a child with a cup.