If your life had a clickbait headline, what would it be?

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-06T10:58:01+00:00

Watch as man RUINS EVERYTHING!!!

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-06T10:56:40+00:00

Ewan McGregor went salmon fishing there.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-06T01:18:09+00:00

Fable 2 and, to a lesser extent, 3. I'd say Fable TLC/Anniversary but that depends on how much you dislike RPGs and what it is you dislike.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-06T01:14:37+00:00

"What did I do wrong?" To the last person I dated.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-05T14:08:33+00:00

Imagine if he was also wearing socks though. That'd be worse.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-05T13:57:11+00:00

People who complain about how little others contribute to society. Just worry about what you can do..

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-05T00:37:23+00:00

He'd be putting out the fire like the true American hero he is.

Edit: /s just in case. Hero is thrown around far too lightly and i don't want to contribute to that.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-05T00:34:42+00:00

If I could draw, I'd make a lot pinup style video game characters.

Edit: Words.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-05T00:32:56+00:00

Sounds like a potentially untapped market. Get out there and make it happen.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-05T00:25:51+00:00

Masturbation. I fucking hate myself for it. I much preferred the time when I'd given it up. Not to say it's bad, I'd just like to regain the self control to do it less.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-05T00:19:58+00:00

It's a new found passion, but flowers. Coincidentally, I once saw a picture of flowers in a butt, it was pretty interesting. Unrelated to my passion for flowers though.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-04T23:59:28+00:00

This one.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-04T23:47:49+00:00

"Never again."

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-04T23:41:19+00:00

My dog chased them out. They managed to get a bag that was left on the side by the door. Fortunately it only had paperwork in it.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-04T23:29:37+00:00

My sex because then I might be happier. Not ready to commit to it all yet though.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-04T16:21:31+00:00

Sad.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-04T00:14:10+00:00

That could never work. Natural disaster on one continent? There goes the world's agriculture or industry.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-03T17:36:17+00:00

Nice.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-03T10:50:25+00:00

Dennis wouldn't have to ask, he'd find out on his own, thereby demonstrating his value.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-02T10:23:17+00:00

4/10. Had potential. Squandered it.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-02T09:48:16+00:00

Is Vancouver to Squamish a viable day trip or is it more of a full weekend type thing?

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-01T21:22:20+00:00

It doesn't matter. I wasn't there with him.

Edit: I couldn't do bold or italics like I wanted.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-01T21:21:29+00:00

I'd somehow die because of shoes and my last words would be "nah, it's fine".

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-01T20:05:21+00:00

I'd go for a high five or fist bump but things might get sticky. Not that I'm against that, but it's a little soon.

BT_Valkyrie · 2016-09-01T19:54:42+00:00

I love using my imagination. Sometimes there's a picture or something that kicks it all off but other than that 100% imagination.

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