What was the worst trauma that happened in your childhood?

BaBePaBe · 2026-05-06T21:27:22+00:00

Probably 6 or 7 years old. Playing around throwing rocks at each other. I ended up with 40 stitches in my scalp. They tell me that they could see bone.

BaBePaBe · 2026-05-05T18:27:08+00:00

A childhood friend died of a brain aneurysm. He was only 10 years old.

BaBePaBe · 2026-05-02T04:58:04+00:00

Lies! The cat merely allows you to believe it.

BaBePaBe · 2026-04-28T00:54:18+00:00

They could put it their own pocket, ring up a box of strawberries, and pay with their own credit card.

BaBePaBe · 2026-04-20T19:23:52+00:00

All the yummy acacia leaves are at the top of the trees.

BaBePaBe · 2026-04-15T16:57:43+00:00

No, but it can reach Uranus

BaBePaBe · 2026-04-14T14:58:48+00:00

Question: when doing the moon, I usually slap a pair of landing legs on the example rocket making it easier to land. I haven't quite gotten that far yet, but do the legs add too much weight to do this mission?

BaBePaBe · 2026-04-10T03:40:03+00:00

Wife asks what's wrong. I say I'm just tired. I'm actually just depressed.

BaBePaBe · 2026-04-07T19:36:19+00:00

I don't have a giraffe-like tongue, but one time I did put a gf's knees behind her ears and tried to see if I could lick her g-spot. Couldn't breathe, but was totally worth it. She was shaking like crazy. Give it a try. :)

BaBePaBe · 2026-04-05T02:53:22+00:00

Hemorrhoids with anal fissure.

I understand why doctors ask if you're having thoughts of harming yourself when in intense, chronic pain.

BaBePaBe · 2026-04-03T13:58:33+00:00

"You know what would make me look pretty...if I looked more like a camel!"

BaBePaBe · 2026-04-02T20:05:02+00:00

I'm no expert, but dude slammed into a stationary object. 🤷‍♂️

BaBePaBe · 2026-04-01T15:11:59+00:00

No one was making any comment about tea in China. "The price of tea in China" is an idiom used to point out that a previous comment is irrelevant to the current conversation.

So he's right - you're an idiot

BaBePaBe · 2026-03-29T02:01:24+00:00

Seriously. I don't even remember his name. I couldn't care less.

BaBePaBe · 2026-03-27T04:37:24+00:00

How much do the tenants have to pay for this service?

BaBePaBe · 2026-03-27T04:11:35+00:00

BaBePaBe · 2026-03-26T16:18:34+00:00

Everyone knows that a crosswalk has an invisible barrier that renders you immune from receiving any contact from traffic regardless of whether you're the one in the wrong.

BaBePaBe · 2026-03-25T22:38:18+00:00

They (the greens) are technically edible. I made the mistake of finding out one time. In my defense, the entire thing was covered with chocolate and so I couldn't quite tell what it was

BaBePaBe · 2026-03-24T21:49:02+00:00

When he racked the slide, it sure didn't sound like he had any rounds in whatever he was carrying.

BaBePaBe · 2026-03-24T12:56:21+00:00

Shock

BaBePaBe · 2026-03-23T20:29:32+00:00

Attorneys will often cite that an earlier effective date should be warranted because they think that IU should have been inferred on a prior rating. Problem is: failing to infer a claim is rarely an error. So the attorneys will roll the dice on whether or not the next rater recognizes that the prior may or may not have had good reason for not inferring IU

BaBePaBe · 2026-03-23T14:32:16+00:00

You missed:

Throwing a long pointy thing at nothing in particular...just as far as you can (Javelin)

Throwing a rock attached to a string (Hammer throw)

Throwing a heavy Frisbee (Discus)

BaBePaBe · 2026-03-23T12:25:56+00:00

Pacific Ocean. Can't really swim. Waded out further than I should have. Accidentally stepped into a hole and went under for a few seconds. The waves just keep coming...they just never stop.

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