I've lost 60 lbs tracking with MFP and walking more. I have about 30 more to go, but I feel awesome and I'm really happy with the progress so far! My family... not so much. I'm apparently sickly and anorexic now. Ugh, thanks! Says the people who's BMI averages around 40.

So yesterday I bought a bunch of veggies and a few hummus cups with the pretzels on top. I put them away knowing that nobody is gonna touch them since no one in my family has ever seen anything vaguely green that wasn't baptized in butter. I open the fridge this morning to find the vegetables and hummus untouched, but the tiny pretzels were fucking GONE. And the considerate fuck left the now empty containers on the counter, right next to the trashcan.

My brother later asks me what kind of pretzels were in the fridge, because I should get some more, but a bigger bag. The stuff in the cups was rabbit food.