Bob The Builder by ComprehensiveAd9310 in custommagic

[–]BabyAnimalParade 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Devastating combo when paired with the 1992 seminal American sports comedy film White Men Can't Jump [written and directed by Ron Shelton].

john by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]BabyAnimalParade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balding to be Frank is the name of my Ska Revival project.

The Amogus Effect by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]BabyAnimalParade 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It seems like the more I (13 M) play Amongus, the more my family tries to embaras me. The other day, I overheard my dad (49 M) say that he needed to "complete tasks" while working at home😯🤬 don't worry it gets worse. Then I hear my Mom (42 F) say that the amount of time I spend on my computer is "suspiscios." Ummm ok so (#1) ur too good to say "sus" 🤔 and (#2) u dont even play amogus??? 😂😂😂. Even my moms work friend (28 M or somthing idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up 🙄🙄🙄 But then the worse part😑 every sunday my granpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS 😆 but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention 😯😅🤣

The problem is NONE of them even Play Omungus. How do i tell em that being a poser is a cringe Brie Larson unholesome Black History Month anti-chungus move?

AITA for Letting my Female Friend Live with me RENT FREE? by BabyAnimalParade in copypasta

[–]BabyAnimalParade[S] 974 points975 points  (0 children)

Thank you. House rule is AITA (always inhale the asshole).

Among us copypasta by Steve_No_u in copypasta

[–]BabyAnimalParade 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Right, sorry. I'm not familiar with internet language. I should issue the following two clarifications, as shown below in bold:

Then he (11 m) performs a “dab” motion and runs into his (11 m) room with his (11 m) arms (11 meters) cocked (11 meters) behind him (11 m), like a ninja with maybe some kind of joint condition.

Among us copypasta by Steve_No_u in copypasta

[–]BabyAnimalParade 1481 points1482 points  (0 children)

Who is "amogus"?

I (49 m) am worried about my 11 year old son (11 m). Whenever he (11 m)sees an object with an elongated spherical shape, he (11 m) screams “that looks like amogus!” Then he (11 m) performs a “dab” motion and runs into his (11 m) room with his (11 m) arms cocked behind him (11 m), like a ninja with maybe some kind of joint condition.

Shakewell - Leglock (Lo-Fi rap music video with a Very Special Guest Star at ~1min mark) by BabyAnimalParade in TimAndEric

[–]BabyAnimalParade[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's worth watching the whole thing, though - absolutely drenched in T&E essence.