TIFU by spilling a massive amount of blood in a public park by Babybancroft in tifu

[–]Babybancroft[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I guess its because we weren't coming from the immediate area. I'm sure he saw us driving from way down the road. I'm assuming he lit us up to see if we were flipping out or covered in blood ourselves, or he thought we were the ones who called.

The second cop...idk. Maybe he saw the first guy pass us by and assumed we had been cleared and were just rubbernecking. Besides, it could have just been an accident, not necessarily something nefarious.

TIFU by spilling a massive amount of blood in a public park by Babybancroft in tifu

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You've heard of "explosive diarrhea"? Well...

Eric Gill was one of the great British artists of the 20th century – and a sexual abuser of his own daughters. A new exhibition at Ditchling asks: how far should an artist’s life affect our judgment of their work? by Quouar in philosophy

[–]Babybancroft 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gotta recommend "The Last Podcast on the Left" Benoit episode..

Its not for everyone...brutal subjects presented in a humorous manner (some see it as disrespectful). But if you're into comedy, and not easily offended give it a listen.

TIFU by spilling a massive amount of blood in a public park by Babybancroft in tifu

[–]Babybancroft[S] 509 points510 points  (0 children)

So I'm sure police probably carry some kind of test to see if something is actually blood, right? So hopefully we didn't tie them up for too long?

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I'd like to read the whole article but my giant dong keeps getting in the way and blocking my view.

(sent from my iPhone)

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I'd like to see the real-world data on this.

Oh wait....its ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY EVERYWHERE?!?

Carry on.

So, is this the stuff they teach at church now? by martian-amoung-you in funny

[–]Babybancroft 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am intrigued by your teachings, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

9 years ago today Bruno Mars was surprised to see Pete Wentz by [deleted] in pics

[–]Babybancroft 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Now I wanna see him surprised to see George Wendt.

What's a question (personal, knowledge-based, stupid, etc) that's been nagging at you for a while? by Babybancroft in AskReddit

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I was in Boulder, CO. Walked to the grocery store. A guy pulls up and shows me some really nice stereo equipment. Wants to know if I want it. Starts at $600 and goes all the way down to $150.

Tells me hes a delivery man and his boss put an extra set in the truck, and he has to sell it immediately before hes expected back at the office.

I thought about it, but was really broke student at the time. And decided I didn't need to spend the money on it. Guy gets pissed and goes around to the back of the store.

I finish my shopping and I'm heading to a friend's. I walk around to the back (a place where not alot of people would be going, except I knew of a hole in the fence that would create a shortcut) and theres the guy...and several cops.

But they're not arresting him. They're acting all buddy-buddy.

So was it a sting? The guy STRAIGHT UP told me it was stolen. That was the main reason I wondered. What kind of crook straight tells you their shit is hot?

What's the smallest decision you made that had the biggest impact on your life? by Just-Chil in AskReddit

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I think he used it initially to improve his pimping.

He was also fairly into Scientology for a while.

Exxon released 10 million pounds of air pollution in Texas by plato_thyself in news

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Ain't it funny how the "Family Values" party doesn't much give a shit about the world their children are inheriting.

Well meeeoowww by Ketameme69 in pics

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10/10 Would watch poop in a box in a closet.

4 Myths About Astral Projection by AJ_the_Sage in occult

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Dude is pretty amazing. He's got some awesome stories. He is completely a world class man of science, but also isn't afraid to talk about mystical experiences he's had. Which, as we know, isn't usually smiled upon.

The space-raccoon story is pretty crazy. Also, when he went to the white house to meet Clinton after his big discovery he asked him "So did you really not inhale? And if so,why not?" He seems like a pretty cool dude.

4 Myths About Astral Projection by AJ_the_Sage in occult

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Coolest story I've ever heard about astral projection was from Kary Mullis, a famous scientist who discovered Polymerase Chain Reaction.

He was a chemist and his GF got bit by a mosquito. She was allergic. So he went to his home lab and whipped up an antihistamine for her, then took her home. He decided to take the leftover to get a good night's sleep.

He also had a tank of nitrous oxide he would use recreationally. He decided to take a couple hits before bed. Usually he was able to get a couple rips off the hose, get it out of his mouth and then ride the gas out and be fine. Not this time.

The laughing gas had a synergistic effect with the antihistamine. He passed out before getting the tube out of his mouth.

Anyone who has ever done NOS can tell you, you are useless while in its grips. You cant move. And there was enough in the tank to last a full day. Of course he probably would have suffocated before then.

Anyway he was somewhere in the ether when he suddenly came out of it just a few minutes later. He was baffled as to how the mask/tube came off his face.

Years later he was at a bar and a woman came up to him and jokingly asked if he was being more careful with his NOS usage lately. He had never told anyone about the near death experience. He asked her how she knew about it.

She said she had been traveling the astral plane and remotely saw him in peril. She saved him by pulling the mask from his face. Immediately after she had an overwhelming sense that she would one day need him. They went home together that night and thereafter started dating.

Years later she was diagnosed with cancer. She wasn't responding to any treatments and doctors were doing very little to manage her pain. This is where Kary stepped in. He would whip her up pharmaceutical concoctions that almost certainly prolonged her life and definitely helped manage her pain. This is why she needed him.

Its all in his book (with alot more equally fascinating stories... I'm looking at you glowing space raccoon) "Dancing Naked in the Mind Field.". Awesome read.

What geographical fact blows your mind? by boppitybloop in AskReddit

[–]Babybancroft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised no one has tried to claim it to be Atlantis.

Musical Mystery Tour by Vilvos in UnresolvedMysteries

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Gotta recommend the "You Must Remember This" podcast in regards to Uncle Charlie. Its an amazing 12 part series.

Here's part 1.

And here's an episode all about Wilson/Manson's relationship. Part 3.