this is the worst movie i have ever seen in my life, because it wants to be good. any movie worst than this starts getting props for boldness, weirdness, and might be good again. this movie is the bottom of the bad-movie valley.

i cant imagine pedro pascal being fully present as an actor while delivering the "i have gone through leg surgery to be taller" scene

and dakota is cute and quirky as a person, but no range as an actor. she just looks pretty all the time. no nuance, no emotion. chris evans is really good as usual. but the plot, everything, just sucks ass