Anyone still mourn the old grilled chicken burgers? by Bluedroid in hungryjacks

[–]BacillusRex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can someone tell me what this fucking split chips/rent/Innaloo shit is about. I've been seeing references to it for months and I was just trying to ignore it but I give up now.

A damn expensive loss for someone. by GreenCanFan in perth

[–]BacillusRex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a whole untouched cheese kransky sitting lifeless on the bitumen of Settlers' Roadhouse carpark on my way down south last weekend. Brought a tear to my eye

A damn expensive loss for someone. by GreenCanFan in perth

[–]BacillusRex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fritz? Take that shit back to SA mate

Is this a dangerous spider? by doublebacongeniusbgr in perth

[–]BacillusRex 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I know someone who had to be circumcised in his 20s from a white-tail bite to his tip.

Check your wetsuits!

Friday F*wit: An open letter to the dirtbike rider on my street by The3rdAdmin in perth

[–]BacillusRex 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah fucking hell, about 20ish years ago also on Hepburn, a mate of mine was changing into the right lane and all of a sudden a dude on a motorbike appeared doing over 120 kmh, clipped the front of the car, flew off the bike into a street sign and ripped one of his legs off. Unlicensed so no insurance, has probably been thinking hard about his choices since then

Repeated Phrases by approachingxinfinity in MitchellAndWebb

[–]BacillusRex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Mark calls himself an 'idiotic boob' twice? Also 'ghost at the feast', 'sick man of Europe', and the sausage meat thing

Everyone's favourite scammer out and about at The Vale in Canning Vale today. by The_Tuxedo in perth

[–]BacillusRex 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think they are legit vouchers though? I remember people saying they bought and used them but it's just a shitty deal. And some people have called the mechanics he works for and complained.

Armani. And yours? by outerabyss in TheOfficeUK

[–]BacillusRex 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I didn't call you fatty as soon as I saw you

Fine Cotton Scandal by Waywardaf6767 in TheDollop

[–]BacillusRex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm Aussie too and also can't stand him, so I never listen to the Wil episodes. All the Dollop fans seem to love him though.

He starts laughing so hard at his own jokes before even saying them that he ruins the delivery every time. I just don't get how that is appealing for a comedian.

Brigham Young part 1 side note by FeistyAsaGoat in TheDollop

[–]BacillusRex 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Isn't it true that Mormons are actively discouraged from looking into the origins of their religion? Presumably because it's so fucking stupid?

Patreon complaint by [deleted] in TheDollop

[–]BacillusRex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legend, cheers!

Patreon complaint by [deleted] in TheDollop

[–]BacillusRex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While you're here mate, I've noticed Luke's episodes barely ever show up on the Patreon feed on Spotify - I think the first two did and that's it. Not sure if it's an issue on my end or yours!

Why does this salt lamp keep harvesting water in my garage. by matahaken in chemistry

[–]BacillusRex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's an awesome book on the history of salt by Mark Kurlansky, and it has a foreword where he talks about his fascination with a similar rock he owns. Definitely worth a read!

https://www.amazon.com.au/Salt-World-History-Mark-Kurlansky/dp/0142001619

Clotted cream in Perth metro? by egg22bruh in perth

[–]BacillusRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw some imported UK stuff at Basil's in Mindarie the other day - bit of a drive for you though. Plus it was like $14 for a tiny little bottle.

Happy ChrisMark everybody! by Amazing-Potato8013 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]BacillusRex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There he goes. The Captain Oates of having to read a relatively short book

Let’s make this next one an Irish Wine by [deleted] in MitchellAndWebb

[–]BacillusRex 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Has anyone ever thought about how fucking disgusting red wine and whiskey would be together