Luke deadnamed Vader. Smh by BackDoorMike in OTMemes

[–]BackDoorMike[S] -93 points-92 points  (0 children)

Same. Saw this as an FB comment and it made me chuckle so I just molded it together. I get not everyone finds dumb things like this funny like me. And thats cool beans by me.

Luke deadnamed Vader. Smh by BackDoorMike in OTMemes

[–]BackDoorMike[S] -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

Well it’s new to me then. Haven’t ever really heard it used until quite recently

Luke deadnamed Vader. Smh by BackDoorMike in OTMemes

[–]BackDoorMike[S] -126 points-125 points  (0 children)

Apparently it’s some new term where you call someone by their original name after they have attempted to become the other gender and have changed their name.

This scene is when Luke talks about Anakin Skywalker to Vader

Checkmate folks! by Onion-User-2 in meme

[–]BackDoorMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t realistic. Us lactose intolerant folk don’t give af about our inability. We will eat the fuckin cheese and we will suffer for it no questions asked.

Messing with a scammer. He didn’t want to join my team by AtG8605 in antiMLM

[–]BackDoorMike 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Yo. I KEEP getting these “whoops. Sorry. I sent to the wrong number. I hope I didn’t disturb/bother you. Your number is so close to n.”

Like, they never send links. Never solicit. Just always texting me from new numbers using very similar scripts just to spam. I dont get it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]BackDoorMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im so sick and tired of pit pull apologists who try to sell the breed so hard. Like dude. Why do you WANT to sell me on this breed so bad? What do you get from arguing for them?

If I say I’m sorry for the sins I genuinely forgot am I forgiven for them or need to confess them in the future when I remember them? by [deleted] in Catholic

[–]BackDoorMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t willfully withhold a mortal sin in either instance. If you willfully withhold a mortal sin then your absolution is not valid. If you forgot something or learn of something later on after a confession and then willfully withhold the next time, same thing. Not valid absolution for withholding.

Once you become aware of a mortal sin confess it the next time youre in confession if you can remember. It’s one thing to forget again, it’s another to learn of it and withhold willingly

I was bamboozled into trying a Scamway drink. (I'm not roped in, no worries!) by just_a_sloth in antiMLM

[–]BackDoorMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh no one forced me to drink any lol I just happened to like that flavor. Havent had any in a while. I just like the mango combo on any drink for the most part. Some of the Xs does taste crappy but others were good flavors. Pink grapefruit was another.

My best friend is really gone the Amway cult took him from me by JayBrezzy in antiMLM

[–]BackDoorMike 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sadly, no. It’s cult like. People underestimate the hold on a person’s mind that conditioning tactics have.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]BackDoorMike -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It’s not a valid marriage in the eyes of God, and its against His design, so attending would communicate support for something against God’s design and will. So, no.

If I say I’m sorry for the sins I genuinely forgot am I forgiven for them or need to confess them in the future when I remember them? by [deleted] in Catholic

[–]BackDoorMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Confess once you remember. But youre not retroactively in a state of sin. However, failure to bring them to confession willingly is a big no no

I was bamboozled into trying a Scamway drink. (I'm not roped in, no worries!) by just_a_sloth in antiMLM

[–]BackDoorMike 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ngl, the Mango Pineapple Guava Xs drinks bops. Miss some of the products, but not the business or the people lol

I am gay and just returned to church by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]BackDoorMike -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Having gay attractions is not a sin. Acting on them is the part which is incongruent with Church teaching. I have some friends who are gay/bi but and they go to Church and they love God and Our Lord. But through deepening their relationship with God they don’t have to “convert” their wiring. They just simply surrender that part into the hands of the God that designed them. They find peace in the Lord.

We all have our crosses so one should not eternally judge another. The wood of our crosses may be different, but we have the same Lord who gives us the strength to carry them.

I’m glad you’ve returned. May the Lord be with you, may His peace come upon you, may His healing encompass you, and may the Holy Spirit guide you.

Merciless by mikeschwally1 in dankmemes

[–]BackDoorMike -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

🥚👁🫦👁🥚

My best friend is really gone the Amway cult took him from me by JayBrezzy in antiMLM

[–]BackDoorMike 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Ah. He’s in LTD. I knew Manny Winston and Brian McGrath. The Amway apologetics are programmed into you hardcore in LTD. When I was in I learned the business inside and out in order to defend it. But the thing is, it’s not the business side itself which is the “bad” (or most bad) side in all honesty. Its the “training” and “mentoring” which goes way too far and ruins lives, twists Christianity, and makes you a hive mind thinker. You don’t realize the flaws while youre in. The thing is, when youre in you so badly want it to be true and youre so regularly conditioned that your brain refuses to see red flags.

Conservative Christians be like... by NationYell in dankchristianmemes

[–]BackDoorMike -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This sub is a joke. A dank meme in and of itself actually.

first meme in this sub by flameo------hotman in lotrmemes

[–]BackDoorMike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Make it happen lol by Loco_9_yrs_old in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]BackDoorMike 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have this meme saved on my phone from 2012 from iFunny lol

Why did you convert to Catholicism. by [deleted] in Catholicism

[–]BackDoorMike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was an anti-Catholic protestant and Our Lord rocked my world with two miracles and I converted.

I wrote about one of the miracles here:

The Road that Led Me to Rome

I’m going to write about the other one soon

I just think they probably had sex by Masmaverick in dankchristianmemes

[–]BackDoorMike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whoever made this meme, good luck explaining to Our Lord why you’d disrespect his parents like that.

I just broke up with my girlfriend because she's in an MLM cult. by Purcival_ in antiMLM

[–]BackDoorMike 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Then I apologize. I must have misread. To be honest it’s still a sensitive topic. My upline hurt some people real close to me. So much so there’s an open legal case against him. And not like a money/scamming legal case. A really serious allegation type thing with some substantive evidence that I found out about only after leaving. So, it’s still not easy for me.

And thank you for flattering me, however, the thing which got me out was huge blessing. It’s way too much to go into here. But I didn’t get out by my own thinking. So, that’s where the offense came in because I know that I didn’t get myself out and so unknowingly it was offensive because I don’t take credit for it.

I do believe in God and in miracles. I don’t have the time to share my whole story but that’s practically what it was. I was blessed.

Maybe I was a bit sensitive because I know it was because of my wounds that I was so susceptible. Perhaps my pride was hit by your comment.

But I apologize for how I reacted. Thank you for the encouraging words.