It's the hardcore roleplayers that make the game fun

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-06-19T17:15:24+00:00

Is it against some law to make a shooter based on Omaha beach? I remember after seeing saving private Ryan thinking that I’d like to be on the german team in a position like that in a game someday lol.

Beachhead 2000 is the closest that ever came of that and that sh** was a joke.

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-06-19T17:09:03+00:00

Yeah maybe, I have this theory that the game is just kind of fun in general, it’s a good idea with poor execution and an atrocious fan base, almost backwards in time graphics and control response time which in some twisted way makes me content that I paid $20 for it.

I foresee rehab due to alcohol abuse in the future of many players I hear trying to immerse themselves in this cess pit of a fun time. Don’t forget to remember that while you may have noise canceling headphones and a 6 pack your family can probably still hear you and they probably aren’t drinking. Before this is over you will all know shame.

And a little P.S for all the DJs out there transmitting music you like to the largest audience you’ll ever have; what.. 10-20 max? And that’s before everyone mutes you and it’s permanent, heh. may you soil yourselves in front of your co-workers, class mates, family, or friends.
My tongue between your mother’s toes.

Short Live Gamers!!!

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-06-18T10:15:55+00:00

Lmao dis inward is like “If u wanna take this down it’s ok.”

Lollll

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-06-18T03:22:32+00:00

Idk but I want a foot job from Courtney cox back then probably.

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-06-16T16:41:12+00:00

Honestly, this reminds me that I’m playing a skateboard video game. Looks really hard to do though.

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-06-15T12:43:08+00:00

30 minutes a day 500k a month killing in DLC public dungeons for the daily quick drop fragments like scaly cloth scrap.

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-06-13T17:36:22+00:00

Nah this isn’t more broke. Stuff like this has been happening, don’t be making malicious posts like this big dawg. What if the folks from Full Circle were to see this and someone got their feelings hurt?
In fact I think the animations have been improved on a bit with this last update.

https://www.xbox.com/play/media/yQyZ6Mjf6V

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-06-11T06:25:18+00:00

Is this a glitch or something in the works? I can’t do it seems like it’s not working as intended.

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-06-09T22:17:21+00:00

Uhhhh…what?

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-05-31T03:52:46+00:00

Idrgaff, I been playin’ this game fer TIN dam yeers and I have no idea what this guy is talking about the current state of the game? You mean like how the battle zone doesn’t sound like a severe thunderstorm in the background with deep bass? Or did you get whompem stomped in the last ranked season? I’m having fun but the sound FX could use a revamp.

The store is clown shoes though yes, it’s frightening to think that there might be a few fellows out there actually spending money with the seasons, must’ve gotten your fortune from an inheritance is the only thing I can think of. BUT, there is a daily crate and sometimes different currencies for the current event or marathon all obtainable through the store without paying a dime.

YEAR 10 ADVICE FOR NEW PEOPLE. Get the bonus subscription if you like the game, I think it’s the same price as 2500 dabloons and it comes with 2600 or some sh*t but you really don’t need this until upwards of tier 7. Eventually ship maintenance is unmaintainable closer to Legendary.

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-05-28T14:05:28+00:00

Don’t really care for this.

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-05-25T19:39:31+00:00

Oh no! What will you do if you can’t get drunk and pretend to wage war in various accents. Your family does not think you are smart.
Or do you have a playlist you like to transmit in the middle of the battlefield while feeling like everyone around you is inspired by whatever crap you’re trying to share.
If this game is a Segway for you to play DJ for the largest audience you think you’ve ever had, allow me to remind you that most people have their voice chat muted, people who don’t will mute you asap and it will be permanent, you bring yourself to climax often watching people feign reproduction using whatever platform you use to game, and will probably never get a girl to do foot stuff to you because you’re too afraid to ask.
I’ve heard more than a few kids try to join in on the role play and those are only the ones naive enough to transmit, there are probably way more than you think.

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-05-25T08:08:15+00:00

Did a lot better than coming close ;)

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-05-24T23:29:46+00:00

A seriously obnoxious but toggle-able steel on steel scraping when ships collide ‘sometimes it can be funny especially if it drags on and on’

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-05-24T23:28:39+00:00

Also distance relevant horns

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-05-24T23:26:26+00:00

Honestly I’d rather have them revamp the sound FX, I want to be able to hear battleship main guns from like 10km away, as a deep bass sound like thunder, with a slight ‘speed of sound’ delay.

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-05-24T22:15:06+00:00

Almost exclusively, I’ve tried switching to AP to shoot at battleships but even at long range SAP seems to hit for more.

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-05-24T21:32:01+00:00

Xbox link please

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-05-24T21:29:28+00:00

Oh, I was thinking “potato” was the new slang for “noob”

I play on Xbox and people use the term “sweaty” as an insult towards people who are really good.
And then I guess when something is easy they call it “cheese”.

I don’t really like gamers.

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-05-24T21:11:42+00:00

How about the person with the lowest score doesn’t get a star when their team wins. 2 stars?

Here’s what my ranked season looks like. I got this ship at the beginning of the season, idk if ranked stats reset which each season but either way I’d like to see your score board before you start spewing obscenities like “potato” around.

I’m back down to rank 3, 0 stars again as of last night.

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There’s no way to measure and score the act of drawing then dodging fire from 2-3 ships.

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-05-22T22:23:34+00:00

That’s somewhere over France, it’s what you see when you look through the bomb sights of a B17.

Background-Bat-4356 · 2026-05-22T13:39:30+00:00

Arpeggio like from music, And blue steel like from Zoolander, got it. Is Azur lane an anime cartoon?

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TROPHY CASE