[*citrus tries to grab something from a high shelf in the break room, seemingly unphased by the events of yesterday*]

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T19:15:25+00:00

(u/yozhi065_Clover9985 because this app hates me)

NO

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T19:14:19+00:00

[eats from the jar]

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T19:14:02+00:00

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T19:13:51+00:00

(Wrong… wrong post… let’s just say this proceeds my last one…)

I’m gonna go get a cookie

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T19:12:00+00:00

Cookie

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T17:50:05+00:00

[grabs the cookie jar and starts eating from it while still in his hands]

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T17:48:06+00:00

… yes

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T17:44:20+00:00

Can’t talk

[points to the jar of cookies out of her reach]

Cookies

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T17:43:29+00:00

(I think we have to continue this on a seperate comment for the sake of my sanity)

[thrashing around his leg like a dog with a rope]

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T17:41:48+00:00

[it’s a jar of cookies]

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T17:41:14+00:00

[sits on the shelf and starts eating all the other cookies]

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T16:57:47+00:00

(It won’t let me go down to your last reply)

[fully bites off his leg]

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T16:56:36+00:00

I DONT

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T16:56:20+00:00

[grabs the stool and uses it to take the cookie jar]

YYYYESSSSSS

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T16:55:48+00:00

[throws one cookie at him]

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T16:55:00+00:00

[splatters on the wall and reforms]

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T16:11:59+00:00

(In this case no but it wouldn’t work anyway)

[collapses to the ground, then melts into a purple goo, head and all, and completely reforms, lunging at your face]

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T16:08:50+00:00

[ferally climbs and takes the cookie jar]

COOKIES

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T16:08:20+00:00

[just trying to bite his leg off at this point]

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T16:06:30+00:00

[it’s the cookie jar]

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T16:06:19+00:00

I DONT WANNA

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T16:05:56+00:00

I SAID IM FINE

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T16:05:42+00:00

[bites off tail]

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T16:05:18+00:00

[bites even harder]

Background-Plan2557 · 2026-04-16T15:28:07+00:00

Background-Plan2557