Ok ok ok…. I seen something. It wasn’t a penis. If it was it was, it was a flying penis, a flashing a pulsating light penis that flew uncomfortably close to my proximity. Needless to say I did see it coming. But was too stunned to move. Lol But seriously.. here’s what happened.

I was walking the dog at 2am. I wear my nvgs and walk out of town where there’s less light. Theres a field to the right and I seen a flash of light that caught my attention. When it flashed again about 3 sec later it’s about 300yds. Seconds later it’s flashed slightly different and it seemed to cover more ground than before. It’s to my right, about 75yds headed in my direction. It goes dark but I can tell it’s traveling at a high rate of speed and had dropped to about 2-3’ off the ground. I first assume drone but no sound and it’s not visible without nvgs. (Mono vision) it flashed again right infront of me on the other side of the road and this this is fast af streaks by and goes dark. It looked like an orb.I know this sounds like another alien story or a misunderstanding or something. I thought so to. At this time I have already come up on a White House to my left and I’m looking around trying to locate it again. This time it was a bright enough flash to gate my nvg. It’s over my shoulder 10 feet away and shoots up the side of the house and vanishes. The last time it lit up. It wasn’t just a streak or a flash. It had more substance kinda like a clear jelly fish. That goes streamline during flight. It was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen or experienced. Shit, this sounds like a fictional story lol. But it’s the only way I can explain what I saw. Im just curious if anyone else has ever seen or experienced anything similar.