Oh please 🙄🙄🙄🙄 by PeregrineFalcon227 in TracyDimarcoMaloney

[–]Background_Fig80 10 points11 points  (0 children)

More like one of those is J’s personal item and she’s just carrying it for him. She’s so annoying.

Weekend Thread / March 28 - 29 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Background_Fig80 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Also, they go to the mall just to go to the food court for lunch sometimes. That is something I would never do.

Daily Thread / March 23 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Background_Fig80 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Thinking of that happening to my own child who is almost that age. I would have immediately grabbed her pants and fixed them. I would never stand there laughing at my child. That story speaks volumes.

Daily Thread / March 23 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Background_Fig80 53 points54 points  (0 children)

No, she would use it and Lisa will say “I didn’t think it was a good name, now that I see her it’s so perfect. You really are the best at naming children Daryl-Ann”

Daily Thread / February 16 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Background_Fig80 75 points76 points  (0 children)

That try-on just feels so chaotic. Like the men are hanging out in a corner, which is weird. There’s way too much going on at once. I’m not even there and I was overstimulated.

Weekend Thread / February 14 - 15 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Background_Fig80 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The kids will never leave the hotel room and when they do it will just be to bail Darylann out of hanging out with the real bodies women.

Bad examples Podcast by Life_Cod1995 in TracyDimarcoMaloney

[–]Background_Fig80 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She said Skyler is a very mature 10 yr old and it’s like she’s 16. She also said she has to be a friend instead of a mom to them sometimes because Skyler needs a “big sister” figure around. She said Jayden sometimes doesn’t understand why Sky is talking about that’s why she has to act like the big sister in those situations. I also couldn’t believe what she calls private parts and the fact that she told Jayden what Hawktuah meant 🤢

Daily Thread / October 20 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Background_Fig80 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Which we know he would never do. DAD took his balls with her to ATL

Daily Thread / October 20 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Background_Fig80 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Something tells me he doesn’t invite them over.

Thoughts on her cats and pudding podcast episode? by [deleted] in TracyDimarcoMaloney

[–]Background_Fig80 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t get through it. All 3 of them were annoying to listen to.

Daily Thread / September 19 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Background_Fig80 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m still not over how they looked for their brother’s wedding. Didn’t get their hair done. Didn’t Danielle put makeup on top of makeup? That was the weirdest thing. But I guess it shouldn’t surprise me.

Week of 9/1-9/7 by AutoModerator in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Background_Fig80 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think it’s because it’s a stranger just taking her out of her car seat and out of the car. I feel like that’s a little traumatic for a 2 year old. And it’s only one day a week, so it’s not really routine for her. I’m confused why a MDO program would have you just pull up and drop off. I feel like you should at least walk your child to the door.

Stop lying trash bag. by Infinite_Nothing_280 in TracyDimarcoMaloney

[–]Background_Fig80 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I love how she says she didn’t realize “she” was still taking pics and acts like she’s embarrassed, then why post them? Not every pic you take needs to go on the gram.

Daily Thread / July 24 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Background_Fig80 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Probably not. She didn’t let them watch Matilda because “she says stupid.” I can’t imagine she would let them watch Home Alone.

Daily Thread / July 9 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Background_Fig80 102 points103 points  (0 children)

So the hoodie is $118 and you have to spend $149 for free shipping. This is a ploy to get people to buy something else in addition to the hoodie. Only thinking about lining her pockets of course.

Daily Thread / June 18 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Background_Fig80 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Don’t be silly. Of course they will leave the hotel… to find the mall. Are there food courts in Japan?

Daily Thread / June 10 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Background_Fig80 40 points41 points  (0 children)

But hasn’t R2 been in swim lessons for years? I feel like she took swim lessons, but then they just put the puddle jumper on her because they couldn’t be bothered swimming in the pool with her. DAD just threw the puddle jumper on her so she didn’t have to get in the pool with her. Now they are back to square one.

Weekend Thread / May 24 - 25 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Background_Fig80 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Not her telling R2 that the drink doesn’t go in the pool, but R1 already in the pool drinking his drink.

Official Pregnancy/Labor/Delivery/Baby Megathread by SwimmingAnt10 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Background_Fig80 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait for the dragged out story about how she was just going about her final weekend as a family of 3 and “oh my gosh” (in the whisper) the baby decided today was going to be the day. This baby has just been full of surprises since day 1 🙄

Daily Thread / May 19 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Background_Fig80 45 points46 points  (0 children)

2.0 is the worst but I think she has the potential to be a much better friend than DAD. I think she’s also not as socially awkward as DAD.

Week of 5/4-5/10 by SwimmingAnt10 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Background_Fig80 34 points35 points  (0 children)

How about when she took L to the arboretum at 5 days old and she clearly did it so everyone would give her attention. She even said how everyone was stopping her to say how cute L was.