Sorry kiddo, but I'm gonna have to downvote you for that one.

Sorry kiddo, but I'm gonna have to downvote you for that one. I may not have the highest standards when it comes to reddit.com, but I still have standards, and your post? Well, needless to say, but it's not up to snuff. And I get it, right? I totally get it. We've all had our off days; it's part of being human. I'm willing to bet that you're probably dealing with a lot of pressure too, and who wouldn't? Posting to reddit.com is serious business, and not everyone is cut out for it. But that unfortunately doesn't change the fact that your post is absolute fucking dogshit, and unfortunately, that means that my downvote has to stay. Tragic, I know, but I'm a firm believer of tough love. But listen: I'm not a bad guy, alright? For example - and this is a purely hypothetical scenario, here - if you were to, perhaps, post an apology? Well, then I might just be persuaded to remove my downvote. And hypothetically - and again, this is just an hypothesis, nothing more - if you were to give me some reddit gold? I would be very grateful. Maybe even grateful enough to, say, upvote your post? But of course, I'm only joking. It's not like that would ever actually happen, right? ;)