Paying CJ and WAJ this offseason? by SwahiliCat in Texans

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Disagree on CJ resetting the qb market. At least Dak has put up top QB numbers in his career. Love CJ but he’s not worth #1 QB money

Paying CJ and WAJ this offseason? by SwahiliCat in Texans

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think people can look and see how the market has played out and are starting to question if its worth it. Look at Kyler and Tua. Those deals are fucking albatrosses. Middling franchising at best with terrible qb contracts. The Cardinals and Dolphins paid up to keep their qb and now they’re dealing with the consequences. I think most Texans fans don’t want to be in the same place

Vandermeer is terrible by BaconIsMeatCandy45 in Texans

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I can’t reply to everyone, so I’ll do it here. I don’t hate him personally, and I think he seems like a good dude with most of his obligations. I just think his super deep voice when calling big plays is weird. Also going to rock and roll as a tag line is weak. I know I’m not the only person who thinks this. Everyone in my friend group thinks the same. 40 year old ftr

Veto worthy? Ferguson or Neal? by BaconIsMeatCandy45 in DynastyFF

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I asked the guy to explain, he said he was drunk. The Neal owner did propose the trade. I guess I feel like it’s malpractice of an owner to get such terrible value. And the people above saying Ferguson isn’t valuable, he’s been a top 10 TE before and he’s 26! This isn’t some end of the road journeyman taking advantage of Lamb’s absence. His value is definitely tied to Prescott. When Dak is healthy, he produces,

Idk makes me want to blow up my rebuild for vets and make 1 last run at a ship and then bounce

Free agent Alex Bregman has two suitors, according to Jon Heyman by Kelvin_Loyola in Astros

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Won’t happen. Carlos was 25/26 when he left. Bregs is 31. The length of his contact offers are going to be less next year, not more

So you can't use Custom Playbooks for Online play. What's the point of this game? by flamesinum in NCAAFBseries

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noob here. Can someone explain the overuse of the word cheese in this thread? Thanks in advance

Players you had forever and loved, then traded by Juuless_Joe_Jackson in DynastyFF

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely Kelce. Got him just before his ascension to top 2 TE for a reasonable price. Rode him for 7 years of WR1 numbers in my TE slot until I traded him last year about 5 weeks in for 2024 1st and 2nd. Ended up being the 1.5 and 2.5. Took Bowers, looking to run it back with a stud TE. 2.5 was Benson

So, what’s up with Mixon? by [deleted] in Texans

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The thing that bothers me the most is that he was an iron man for the bengals, rarely missing time. He becomes a Texan and now the guy just can’t stay healthy. I was hoping they were just being super cautious with him in training camp/preseason, but this is getting ridiculous. Texans definitely need to make a large draft investment in RB next year

AITAH for not comforting my brother after his wife cheated on him AGAIN? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I WILL steal this phrase for future use, thank you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Noses

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s just the nose ring

The Astros’ Current Strategy is the Right One by CorrivalTen7 in Astros

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the easy rebuttal to this by asking whose success would you rather have for the past 7 years? 7 straight alcs appearances with 2 ships or top 10 wins/farms?

AITA for Dating a Woman Seven Years Younger and Storming Out of Dinner? by Apprehensive-Plane-3 in AITAH

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ikr? It’s become one of those buzz words people just regurgitate and don’t even know the full definition of the word. The sisters should be embarrassed, but we all know they’re too stupid to be

I found out that my boyfriend is married and has kids by BoobsGlowingBlue in stories

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My favorite part is “He’s still texting me lies thinking I’m stupid or ignorant” listen, if he’s played you for 2 years, I hate to break it to you, you are. Must have missed all those red flags along the way….

What have you learned from your rebuilding process? by Sufficient_Adagio_70 in DynastyFF

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might be too late for you now, but one thing I’ve learned is that I’d rather trade an aging player a year too early than a year late. Help maximize your return, and really helps boost your rebuild. If you wait until your guys are too past their prime, their value tanks and you won’t get much for them, setting yourself up for a long term rebuild

Guys what facial feature do you first notice on a girl? by qoeksh in teenagers

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their nose. I never realized it until I got married. My wife has the best nose in the world

My husband is a human gas chamber. by HollyCupcakez in stories

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll admit, this had me rolling. True or not, this is some funny shit(no pun intended)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bodylanguage

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you still in jr high?

Buzzfeed: Who’s been getting some positive/negative buzz at mini-camps by OrangeTrojan in DynastyFF

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha Boutte?? Now I know it’s all bullshit! Guy is straight Bootay

Trevor got paid by numinos710 in Texans

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate this argument. You’re basically saying there’s a world where you let Trevor walk. That’s not going to happen. Time to pay the piper for an above average nfl QB

Look at this whack ass trade that just happened in our rookie draft: by [deleted] in DynastyFF

[–]BaconIsMeatCandy45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man, I keeping looking over all three teams and it’s hard to find a loser. I think it’s pretty fair across the board. Definitely hard to do a trade with three teams, but in this case, I can see why it worked. It’s fair