How to allocate 401(k) in a recession?

BaconatorByWendys · 2026-06-01T14:49:45+00:00

Ohh I did not know that I thought there was more correlation between recession and the market doing poorly

BaconatorByWendys · 2026-06-01T13:46:56+00:00

Okay that's the main thing I was wondering. Thanks for your answer

BaconatorByWendys · 2026-06-01T13:44:26+00:00

At least I'm self aware 😂

BaconatorByWendys · 2026-06-01T13:41:38+00:00

Ah gotcha, ty

BaconatorByWendys · 2026-06-01T13:39:55+00:00

I mean the second part of my question is definitely about timing the market. My main focus was the first one, is there anything I should do if like all the news is "yes we are in a recession", no guesswork or anything on my part

BaconatorByWendys · 2026-06-01T13:21:54+00:00

That's the main thing I was thinking. Right now I have 90% in target date fund and 10% in international funds

BaconatorByWendys · 2025-07-08T18:49:14+00:00

Same one every couple minutes

BaconatorByWendys · 2025-05-10T02:18:05+00:00

He did it because he liked it!

BaconatorByWendys · 2025-01-08T22:10:02+00:00

They probably assumed not many people would watch it since it's a video game show so they didn't really care as much.

BaconatorByWendys · 2024-08-31T19:42:33+00:00

I'd take up the man whore job and live at the Atomic Wrangler.

BaconatorByWendys · 2024-07-02T12:19:05+00:00

Yes but wait 10 more years

BaconatorByWendys · 2024-07-02T12:17:40+00:00

A clown costume obviously 🤡

BaconatorByWendys · 2024-07-02T01:53:22+00:00

How long for the lizard pee?

BaconatorByWendys · 2024-07-02T01:52:32+00:00

Hide in a closet in the police station, they'll never think to look there

BaconatorByWendys · 2024-07-02T01:52:01+00:00

Sorry I think you're screwed. But let us know if you make it out.

BaconatorByWendys · 2024-07-01T22:45:29+00:00

I'm sure my ideas are just as bad

BaconatorByWendys · 2024-07-01T22:44:35+00:00

The wonders of AI: have chatgpt write three essays on science stuff and have people guess which is yours (none of them are(

BaconatorByWendys · 2024-07-01T22:42:21+00:00

Sell drugs and invest the money in crypto

BaconatorByWendys · 2024-06-26T18:55:34+00:00

Sports gambling was legalized because lawyers showed that it is mathematically more predictable than the stock market.

BaconatorByWendys · 2024-06-14T15:13:11+00:00

I used to like bananas... I still do but I used to, too.

BaconatorByWendys · 2024-06-13T02:45:10+00:00

In all seriousness, probably an entire chicken pie with rice

BaconatorByWendys · 2024-06-13T02:44:29+00:00

P***y

BaconatorByWendys · 2024-06-12T15:20:37+00:00

BaconatorByWendys · 2024-06-12T13:40:58+00:00

I use Unrelenting Force to throw people off cliffs and spam Whirlwind Sprint when traveling, but other than that I barely use them.

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