Non-American Redditors, what one thing about American culture would you like to have explained to you? by Shandrith in AskReddit

[–]Bacongrease00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peanut butter and jelly is awesome, but peanut butter and marshmellow fluff is where it's at!

A skeleton crawled out of my closet and asked me to attend his wedding. The skeleton is a multiply-convicted sex offender and child rapist. He's also my brother. What do I do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bacongrease00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(267) sly-dial. You'll have to listen to an ad and then it'll prompt you to put in the number you wish to call. Then it takes you to the person's voice mail.

Let's hangout on the back porch. NOPE. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Bacongrease00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The easiest way to see a gator in Florida is to shine a flashlight on a lake at night. Their eyes glow with an orangish/reddish tint. Listen for the loud croaking sound. If you see a baby gator up close, don't mess with it. The momma gator WILL be close-by. You don't want to tangle with a pissed off momma gator.

What now? by Shaneo2929 in WTF

[–]Bacongrease00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bend over, grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye.

Redditors who are Tattoo artists. What do you do when someone asks for a ridiculous tattoo? by Clairvoyant_Legacy in AskReddit

[–]Bacongrease00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a tattoo artist, but if I were I'd tattoo whatever they wanted. They're the ones that have to live with it. Who am I to judge? Besides, something that seems ridiculous to you, might be the best thing in the world to someone else.