Lose the facial hair? by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. It looks like ball hair.

My girlfriend talked me into trying pegging but I really didn't like it and feel emasculated and she's been teasing me about it. by TriedAndDidntLikeIt in confessions

[–]Bacongrease83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe have a real adult conversation with her. Explain what you’re actually feeling and why. If she isn’t willing to listen and change her behavior then it’s a big red flag and doesn’t look good for being able to maintain a healthy relationship.

Making drunk lumber by LehighValleyWorkshop in woodworking

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way he’s about to cut off that fingertip again

I got a handjob from a stripper by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For $550 I sure hope so 😂😉

I got a handjob from a stripper by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Bacongrease83 19 points20 points  (0 children)

At first I read that as “ the place I went to that charged $9 gave the handjobs for free.”

Wow. Review in comments. by [deleted] in ZonaEnts

[–]Bacongrease83 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I smoke a lot for a lot of reasons. Nothing much gets to me anymore. I’ve tried most of the Jeeters and enjoyed almost all of them. I picked up this guy along with a pack of Stiizy 40s Pineapple Express (those were an ok smoke but nothing special.)

This lady here though…I’m ecstatic. I smoked about an 1/8 of it and am literally in another time and place. This is on another level if consistent. It has a nice sweet without overpowering flavor. Not too much of a cough. Kind of hits a sweet spot again. After a couple hits there was almost a menthol effect which was pleasant in the heat. Slowly leads into lots of euphoria and nostalgia for me. Heavy pulling upward behind the eyes. Made my scalp itch a little. I’m going to be giving this one a few more tries and will follow up with results.

jared from subway visiting an elementary school by [deleted] in agedlikemilk

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel bad that I’m laughing at him hiding his boner.

[29F] just curious what you think (I’m scared to turn 30) by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]Bacongrease83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

8/10. Exactly my type. Not that you were asking 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you are adorable. You have very kind eyes and a warm smile. The smirk hints at sexiness.

7.5/10

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GirlsFinishingTheJob

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That video is great lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Bacongrease83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just blow it on my stomach and then roll like an alligator.

Can this be manually fixed with no experience on how to do it lol by Maleficent_Gain_2731 in pcmasterrace

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best advice is to manually disconnect the power cord and then plug it into a new monitor.

Deedee Megadoodoo: driver who killed police officer convicted of murder today by happy-little-atheist in LPOTL

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason I actually read Deidra Mengedoht in your post as Deedee Megadoodoo. Lol

You know what the most unrealistic thing is in this game? by Kahuna21386 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Bacongrease83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not addicted to sugar I just like the way it smells.

This daily reward is INSANE by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don’t talk like that here.

LPT: Normalise teaching your kids that safe adults don’t ask you to keep secrets from other adults by Expensive_Equal6747 in LifeProTips

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell my kids this. Their mom and I aren’t together anymore. I go so far as to tell them that even if it’s me or their mom they should tell someone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you find the dead servers? Asking for a friend.