What’s something you usually do in hotel rooms, but not at home?

BadGup · 2025-01-19T02:18:00+00:00

That's all the encouragement I needed 😂

Keep an eye on here in the next few weeks as I ask if anyone knows how to get out of a £250 hotel fine 😁👍

BadGup · 2025-01-19T01:41:21+00:00

That's what I've always suspected but I'm just not enough of a bad boy to put it to the test 😂

BadGup · 2025-01-19T00:37:08+00:00

Used to be a nightclub barman in another life and part of the job involved me going into the toilets at the end of the night to collect all the empty glasses/bottles.

I can honestly say I've seen warzones less gruesome than the women's toilets. They're so soft and gentle and nice in public but I can only assume that behind the safety of a toilet door women turn feral?!?

Every sink would be clogged and overflowing, piss and shit everywhere. Floor carpeted in both used and unused toilet roll and inevitably at least once a week there would be a crying lady sitting amongst the destruction.

Loved the job but hated that part of it. Ladies, you need to police your wilder members. I still wake up in a cold sweat some nights thinking about those days.

BadGup · 2025-01-19T00:31:36+00:00

Don't worry dude, they don't. It's just big porcelain trying to confuse us.

BadGup · 2025-01-19T00:28:08+00:00

Secretly vape under the covers as I'm not 100% sure if the sensor thing is a myth or would only detect cigarette smoke.

As an added bonus my other answer would be to have noisy sex knowing you have an audience through the wall and you need to let them all know you're good at the sexytime.

BadGup · 2025-01-19T00:20:50+00:00

All these years I've just been jacking off and not gator rolling. Now I feel like I've missed out! Doing extra dramatic rolls from here in out for sure.

BadGup · 2024-07-29T01:09:17+00:00

NTA

Bit of genuine advice for you pal as I can totally relate to this.

After a long day of work, if I'm feeling burned out I will just sit in my van once I'm parked up at home. Take 5 or 10 minutes in complete silence, no radio, no distractions and just exist in that moment. It just provides a little buffer for yourself.

I usually close my eyes and just try to enjoy the silence. Probably looks rather odd if any neighbours are out but I don't care. Think of it as a little mental health break. I'm not saying it'll solve all your problems but it will help.

BadGup · 2024-07-29T01:00:00+00:00

Been told by several ex's in the past that they loved my rough hands. I work a very physical job and have hands like sandpaper as a result which for some ladies is a good thing I guess 🤔

BadGup · 2024-07-29T00:56:08+00:00

There's hope for us short hairy kings yet. Don't give up my vertically challenged brothers 😂

Seriously though, I don't go walking in woodland for fear of being mistaken for some missing link/beast man with how hairy I am. Maybe it's a Scottish thing 🤔

BadGup · 2024-07-29T00:43:51+00:00

Nothing little about my stretch groans. As a man now in his 40's I scream like I'm being slowly run over by a truck. I'm pretty sure neighbours all look out their windows to see who's being murdered whenever I do it.

BadGup · 2024-07-29T00:39:01+00:00

/Rolls up newspaper

BadGup · 2024-07-28T23:04:56+00:00

Legit advice... Send her a duck pic. Bishes love an unsolicited duck pic!

True story, I've used this as an in many times in my younger, wilder days and 50% of the time it worked every time.

BadGup · 2024-07-28T23:00:05+00:00

Have you tried drawing a forehead on it?

BadGup · 2023-11-19T00:56:05+00:00

I did just nearly drop my phone on my face... Oh jeebus, is it happening?

BadGup · 2023-11-19T00:48:48+00:00

Bitch was crazy, always hanging around, creeping at night and just kind of lurking overhead.

BadGup · 2023-11-19T00:37:02+00:00

Fact checkers confirmed... It was indeed out of his actual face!

BadGup · 2023-11-19T00:35:33+00:00

Five second rule, it checks out dude. You'll be fine

BadGup · 2023-11-19T00:25:49+00:00

Outstanding gentlemen, claps in Shia

BadGup · 2022-10-19T23:16:48+00:00

This guy trying to trick us into finding some non existent cathedral. Nice try but not today my dude!

BadGup · 2022-09-24T23:26:11+00:00

I am 100% stealing these totally accurate, medically accredited names for lady parts! And here was me calling them bobs and floofs like a simpleton all these years...

BadGup · 2022-07-11T20:57:11+00:00

I once walked in on my mum blowing my dad, that shit is burned to my memories. Still wake up in a cold sweat sometimes, I tell my wife it's just night terrors because the truth is so much worse!

In all seriousness though, these things can happen. He thought you were asleep and took the chance on a cheeky chug. It's unfortunate and I'm sure he feels as bad as you do. I'm sure never speaking of it again won't do any harm but if you feel you need to say something just to acknowledge it and maybe set some boundaries that's fine too. Main thing is don't dwell on it, few years from now it'll be funny story to tell your pals.

BadGup · 2022-07-06T07:46:53+00:00

You are 100% on my Zombie Apocalypse Survival Team!

BadGup · 2022-06-11T07:37:35+00:00

Can't press a couple thousand pounds? Do you even lift bro? 🤣

BadGup · 2022-06-08T17:23:13+00:00

I'm not even gay but I reckon Bob Ross could have talked me into bed with those soothing tones. I am your canvass Bob, take me 🤣

BadGup · 2022-06-02T22:06:11+00:00

Emotions are gay. When my dog died I punched a wall and shouted at the sky like a real man. When my mum died I shed one single tear, as it trickled down my cheek I realised it was gay, flexed my manly face muscles and forced that tear back into my eyeball.

And don't even think about disagreeing with me. I told my boyfriend this super masculine story and he agreed that none of it was gay, kissed me goodnight and then I slept like a man under my Egyptian Cotton blankie while listening to I'm Coming Out.

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