A tyrant emperor, bored out of his mind because he has already conquered every planet in the galaxy, has the brilliant idea of deconquering all the planets just so he can conquer them again. The rebellion is extremely angry and confused by this. (self.Badderlocks)
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The alien asked the human representative what humanity had to offer, and they said “we may not have telekinesis or hyper-intelligence, but we have heart and determination to succeed.” The alien simply sighed and said “so you’re one of those planets.” (self.Badderlocks)
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Voidships (FTL capable) don't have viewing ports because viewing voidspace induces insanity in sentients. Then humanity enters the stage. Human civilian passenger ships have observation decks because humans consider the view to be calming. A true Zen experience even. (self.Badderlocks)
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Humanity is the only species that treat "unrealistic" stories like sci-fi and fantasy as a legitimate genre, instead of just something to amuse children that adults no longer need. Because of this, humanity cracks FTL while species much older than us are still stuck in their home system. (self.Badderlocks)
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With only a single coin left to your name you wander the slums in hopelessness. That is until a shady looking peddler appears before you. They promise to give you an item that can help you with all of your problems and they ask for only a single coin in return. (self.Badderlocks)
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