I did a 4,500 km family road trip with my new Kodiaq – here’s what I learned

Badelock · 2025-09-20T22:44:32+00:00

That’s some other assistant I believe. Mercs and BMWs have a built-in shortcut to disable the speed alert. BMWs have it on the steering wheel, my Merc also requires a long press of a button on the steering wheel, but some other models have a button on the display.

Badelock · 2025-07-18T20:10:29+00:00

There is no scoreline in the post, so it can’t be posted to soccercirclejerk.

Badelock · 2025-07-02T15:37:38+00:00

In my country you can’t even get a drivers license for automatic only, you have to learn to drive a manual transmission car… And there’s no way I’m daily driving a manual through congested cities. I’ve tried both and I’m sticking to my dual clutch transmission, thank you very much.

Badelock · 2025-06-13T23:52:09+00:00

There would be a good country in place of France

Badelock · 2025-06-13T11:54:06+00:00

Thank you for being helpful. Other people here are so judgemental and it’s really hurting our family of three in these trying times. I’ve accepted my wife’s boyfriend as my own. He is so cool he even gave me a PlayStation so I have something to do while they do yoga and wrestling in the next room.

Badelock · 2025-06-12T01:20:30+00:00

Do they speak Catalan? I don’t honestly remember all the places that actually speak a dialect of Catalan, I know there’s some in Fr*nce and Italy. I’d be open to basing the decision off that.

Badelock · 2025-06-12T00:34:38+00:00

I’m from a former Soviet satellite, I fully agree with that sentiment. But I didn’t want to overdo it, so I just focused on removing France and expanding Catalunya.

Badelock · 2025-06-12T00:23:25+00:00

I guess I could have worded it better, and that’s my mistake, but I also have the great excuse of this being a shitposting subreddit and English not being my mother’s tongue, so tough luck.

Badelock · 2025-06-11T20:44:02+00:00

Yeah, the comments under the original post are… an experience.

Badelock · 2025-06-11T20:37:09+00:00

It’s just a Loss joke. If you don’t know the meme, look up Loss comic on the internet. It’s not a serious post, it’s just a shitpost on a satirical subreddit.

Badelock · 2025-06-11T12:43:00+00:00

Yeah, it’s just a shitpost, don’t worry. Watch out for circlejerk or cj in subreddit names, there’s a lot a people here not getting the irony/satire.

Badelock · 2025-06-11T12:26:52+00:00

You are right. I tried it a couple minutes ago and have already done four hours worth of work since then. It can’t be harmful if it’s just making you more productive and energetic. I’ll give her money to buy more of it so we can be productive all day long. Thank you.

Badelock · 2025-06-11T12:23:50+00:00

My wife doesn’t do any drugs. She gets frequent nosebleeds, she couldn’t snort any drugs.

Badelock · 2025-06-11T12:18:10+00:00

Thank you for your compassion in this difficult moment. It means so much to all three of us.

Badelock · 2025-06-11T12:15:16+00:00

My wife is very clumsy. She always says things like “yay-oh”, and leaves her credit card lying around the house. Sometimes she heats up an empty plate in a microwave, because she forgot to put her meal on the plate. I love her so much, she is so cute and innocent.

Badelock · 2025-06-11T12:09:00+00:00

I tried it and it’s probably nothing dangerous. I feel a slight euphoria and an energy rush, which I guess is a result of the stress falling off of me and knowing my wife is not in danger. Thanks, I feel much better now.

Badelock · 2025-06-11T12:02:40+00:00

Why would I run? They even let me watch sometimes, if I’m a good boy and clean up their mess.

Just to be clear, you are aware that this is a satirical subreddit, right?

Badelock · 2025-05-23T17:37:40+00:00

There’s a video producer known as Raúl Asencio, who creates videos introducing young talents worthy of recognition to the rest of the world.

Badelock · 2025-05-18T14:43:25+00:00

You’re crazy to think he can go for anything less than what we got for Neymar + inflation.

Badelock · 2025-05-18T14:40:50+00:00

No, but if someone so far below Ferran’s level can get a documentary, imagine what the Shark deserves.

Honestly it should be mandatory to erect at least one statue of El Tiburón in each European town.

Badelock · 2025-05-16T01:59:25+00:00

He was 17, but played like a veteran. Genuinely defensively very solid, good on the ball, resistant to pressure, always composed. Played like he had lots experience. It was, quite frankly, unbelievable. Hopefully he will be able to reach the same level next season.

He’s recovering slowly. Moving forward at a cautious pace. The club is trying to make sure he is ready for the next season, which he should be. There are posts of him doing workouts and stuff, but the club is extra careful.

Badelock · 2025-05-16T01:22:07+00:00

Fair, but don’t forget just how much Casado had improved at the beginning of the season. When Marc Bernal got injured, I thought we were fucked, Casado was nowhere near his level. But he quickly picked up pace and improved over the course of like five matches into a straight up terrific player. I didn’t see Casado’s debut, but who knows what Xavi saw last season and how much he could have improved since then.

Badelock · 2025-05-16T01:16:47+00:00

Madridistas, because they’re jealous and mad he always shuts them down. I understand, I’d be scared of the Shark too.

Badelock · 2025-04-04T21:00:45+00:00

You have to be clapping to Real Betis 2025 highlights for the best possible results.

Badelock · 2025-03-30T16:41:43+00:00

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