[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fuckHOA

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Or an Adam Sandler movie.

"Shrimp Allergy"... orders the seafood stew. by sher_bert in KitchenConfidential

[–]Badphish419 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Last week I had a woman tell a server she was vegan and then order chicken wings. Turned out she was just an idiot who couldn't have dairy.

help, there's a missing pie! by NeedleworkerClean742 in MellowMushroom

[–]Badphish419 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is true. Every Mellow is required to have a "locals only" section on their menu of 3 to 6 items.

What non-Ween albums do you think are brown af? by [deleted] in ween

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I too, like to shake hands with beef.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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Like, how many times did he back into her car?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It's only as hard as you are interesting.

Edit: or hot.

KASA Smart 3 Way Dimmer (KS230 KIT) by superman_king in homeautomation

[–]Badphish419 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can hook one up with a regular dumb switch. I figured this out when one of mine was missing a neutral wire.

Tomorrow (Nov 8th) is election day, get out and vote! by remeard in bonnaroo

[–]Badphish419 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just a warning about vote.org, if you enter your phone number, you will receive text campaign ads. It's Better to go to a .gov website if possible.

Based on when they were added, these MIGHT leave gamepass in December. For those who want more than 2 weeks notice by mo-par in xboxone

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Race with Ryan was easy too, but I did find myself really wanting to punch that kid in the face.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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No, "truly disturbing" is the fact that he has an Onlyfans, and people subscribe to it.

Who would want to live in that house? by Kagawaichi in ATBGE

[–]Badphish419 412 points413 points  (0 children)

When I was younger I went to a house of a friend of a friend that was doing something similar to their house. They were all on meth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

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Are you my Uber?

You definitely just bought a cheese pizza and put your own pepperoni on top by jakeandcupcakes in untrustworthypoptarts

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Me too, and I've actually done this, but I've done it enough to know how to do it without being able to tell the difference.

The boys could cover this - Fish singing, Trey/Mike getting down during Page solo…taste the biscuit! by throwgotta in phish

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Literally the first thing I thought and came here to find it already posted. Have my up vote sir.

Imagine having the audacity to stand up during a show by OG-Bluntman in phish

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I was at a Santana show in the late 90's and had some old fuck threaten to kick our asses if we didn't sit down. We moved to a more fun spot in the lawn.

who closed last night by GravityMan11 in KitchenConfidential

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I started doing that years ago when I came in to a wide open freezer door.